[Patreon Preview] Ep 23.5: Bloody Marys: The Last Round
We Might Be Drunk
Sam Morril and Mark Normand
4.7 • 2.8K Ratings
🗓️ 23 May 2021
⏱️ 11 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | We might be drunk. We might be drunk. As long as we are hanging out, you know, we might be drunk. Raise a glass. Let's talk shit and peepes, wrecks and a bit. Maybe drunk. We might be drunk. Yeah, rock. |
| 0:21.5 | Hey, we are a Patreon baby. We're a day late to the book short, but we're making it happen. |
| 0:28.3 | Sometimes we travel. We forget shit. We were tired. It's hard to sink up. Yeah, I don't want to give too much away, but I went out to the stand to the set. |
| 0:39.0 | Then it was Chase birthday, so then shots start rolling in. Then Chappelle shows up and now he's doing shots. So I |
| 0:46.0 | Thursday was a was a mess hung overwise. Damn. Oh, I'm in Utah with our boy Anthony DeVito and we just forgot to eat at the club. |
| 0:54.9 | It's one show Thursday and we forgot to eat and you know, judging by the food, not the biggest mistake. Yeah, yeah, I see on the menu |
| 1:02.6 | It says nachos add chicken for one dollar and I'm like one dollar chicken add on. Don't know if I trust this chicken. |
| 1:08.6 | So we end up going to some we end up going to some bar and I'm kind of like what's up with like I thought you guys had good food |
| 1:14.6 | So I'm going to eat good food and they're like well, we have good food downstairs. And I'm like what? It turns out to think a prohibition bar. Oh, it's one of those |
| 1:22.9 | speakeasy fucks. So we go in there and it was the food was incredible, but it was like you have to like kind of be like |
| 1:30.3 | Coi wait, why where do we go? This dark room. Of course, it's too dark. It's dark to the point that I eat. There's like a lemon |
| 1:39.6 | There for garnish. We ordered this food and I just ate the lemon because it's dark. Wow. How drunk were you? It was just dark. Oh, |
| 1:48.1 | Okay, you're like this is a shitty apple. I think it's turned good Lord, but no, no, I it was like served with pork belly |
| 1:54.9 | So I was I thought it was just like food. Oh, I think you took it off the bar. No, no, no, it was like it was part of the food |
| 2:02.2 | It was just on the side, but I was like, oh, this is this is a vegetable or something. And then yeah, we I mean we were buzz for sure |
| 2:08.7 | I was definitely we ordered like it was like their version of them in hadn't but it was it was fucking good |
| 2:16.9 | Sounds great. I didn't even know about the speakers. Yeah, I'm a little hurt. I've been there 12 times. They never mentioned it. |
| 2:22.8 | It's called bodega. Oh, come on. I'm crushed. |
| 2:28.4 | This is horrible. What is this? Some Mormon thing? This is this is this is all news to me. |
| 2:34.3 | It was it was definitely not a Mormon thing. |
| 2:38.4 | I guess not if it's called bodega and they serve alcohol. That was a dumb statement, but |
| 2:42.2 | Yeah, I just feel left out. I had no idea, but they're a hundred times. I'm always drinking |
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