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We Might Be Drunk

Ep 23: Bloody Marys

We Might Be Drunk

Sam Morril and Mark Normand

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.72.8K Ratings

🗓️ 16 May 2021

⏱️ 83 minutes

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0:00.0

We might be drunk. We might be drunk. As long as we are hanging out, you know, we might be drunk. Raise a glass. Let's talk shit and peeves, wrecks, and a bit. Maybe drunk. We might be drunk. Yeah.

0:21.0

Here we are, folks. We might be drunk. It's midday on a Wednesday. It's raining out New York City. What are we drinking here, Sammy, baby?

0:31.0

Bloody Mary's is it's the ultimate day drink. You got that right. It's pretty nice. Good hangover cure. I feel like draper. You know, he had a rough night with some hua. And then he goes home and has one of these at the office.

0:44.0

You just combined the two best dramas ever, maybe draper and hua. What was that? She was a hua, sopranos. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was thinking you were, I thought you were talking about a Pacino.

0:56.0

Oh, no. What was that call?

0:59.0

That was that movie we've talked about in this podcast before. It's one of those like horrible movies that everything's giving if it's on TV. I just watch.

1:07.0

I can't not watch it. It's it's very watchable. Yes, but it's like a blind guy driving a car and it's supposed to be like a feel good moment. You're like, this is how people die. I know. I know.

1:18.0

I killed a kid. Yeah. Yeah. Chris O'Donnelly was so cute. He was a cute kid. 90s. Very 90s. Very watchable. Kind of fun drama with heart.

1:30.0

But it was a real I owe you Oscar. Yes. Yes. Exactly. We burned you on Godfather, dog day afternoon, all these classics and all like just fucking take it. It's like departed. That was like one of Scorsese's weirdest movies and that's the movie. That's good, but it's no raging bull. It's no good fellows. It's no, uh, I even Cape Fear. I love. Yeah.

1:51.0

Yeah. Good comedy. We both love after hours. Love after hours, but then departed. What are you going to do? Chop me up and feed me to the poor. Yeah. Yeah. Your white lace curtain. Fuck. I like it. Every cop in that movie is just quoting Joyce. Yeah. I know. Every Boston cop reads James Joyce. Yeah. And everybody's got a two. Do you know, Balon's like, God damn it. Get over here. He hits the guy with the file. You know, that was a great scene. That was a great scene. He's got the the tit sweat going so funny. Who the fuck are you? I'm

2:21.0

the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy. Yeah. They're just fist fighting in the back seat. Yeah. What are we doing here? It's fun though. It is fun. Dog. I saw it in the theater twice. Don't get me wrong. It's a fun. It's also ridiculous. He's just saying the N word in that intro for no reason. Like, there's no reason to open this movie with this many end bombs. Right. You're a black guy in Boston. You don't need my help to get fucked.

2:41.5

And the Anderson's in that for like eight minutes. He's grading it. Yeah. Yeah. Based on a Japanese film. Yeah. Infernal affairs. Is that it? Yeah. Not internal. It's infernal. Infernal. Can we double check that out? Check it out. We got a new screen coming up. Yeah. I think you nailed it. Infernal. There you go. Yeah. What does infernal mean? I have no idea. All right. I just remember the name. Like remember they did the movie vanilla sky with Tom Cruise. I was Aubrey Los Ojos.

3:11.5

And that was supposed to be great. That was also a penalty crew. She was in both of them. Imagine being like that is she get shit on a lot. But like you're in the Spanish and English version of the movie. That's impressive. That's pretty crazy. Yeah. It's like when a Tom Segura does Spanish stand up. You're like, Jesus. Who is this? Like a gifted child? That's crazy. Very impressive. Look, Carmen Lynch. Same thing. Yeah. That's right. You know, um, yeah, it's funny. We were just talking about Salahcus. Our boy gets a mention on almost every podcast. Our buddy Salahcus. But uh, he's saying

3:41.5

how our podcast we start. We start with a high. We hit a we hit a wall because we get drunk in the second half. We kind of slow down. Yeah. And he's like, you need something. He goes like, you know, the homeless

3:52.4

Pimp who does Chris de Stefano's podcast. We're like, of course we know him. And he goes, he's got great ideas. Like he's like producing it. He's got great ideas. One of his ideas is Chrissy

4:01.8

Edibles. Like Chris takes Edibles. Oh, yeah. You think we couldn't come up with doing drugs? I know. We could just do a bump on the back half. How about that, Sally? It's noon.

4:10.8

You think we couldn't crack that we're already doing a drug? Yeah. Good point. But it's not enough. I need heroin.

4:17.8

Like that'll keep us high. I don't keep us up. We're just both like drooling on minute 51. Yeah. Boy, this, this, just the taste. You know, a

4:27.0

smell can bring you back the taste of this reminds you of like being in the park in New Orleans. Like 19 years old, chugging these just to

4:33.8

try to kill the hangover. Yeah, killing a hangover is a young man's game, though. You get a little older and you kind of just

4:39.8

got to take it. Take it. You deserve the punishment and you got to ride it out. Because if you just keep getting back on

4:45.8

that horse, it'll never end. Yeah, you keep killing the hangover. That's like all the great right. I think like all the great

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