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You're getting old when all the women you want to fuck Pete Davis and his fuck their daughter

All right, we had to get that joking, but it's true. I was like oh Cindy Crawford. He's banging her daughter

I know so you're like geez. Here's what we're at. I'll still bang Cindy Crawford. Yes. I would love to bang Cindy Crawford

I'll bang Cindy Crawford's mom

Still looks good Cindy by the way, who's who's a woman that Billy Joel used to date her?

Christie Brinkley. I started a next game once. She's one of the hottest women have ever seen still is that right?

She it's insane. Wow talent. It's it is it. I don't know. I think it's jeans

Well, no, I'm saying he's a short troll of a drunk man and he's pulling that

So it just shows like if you got a little talent little fame little money

You can you can get a 10 that's interesting. Yeah, well, she's like I would never fuck that guy and then she's using them on stage

And she's a guviana

Right, right, exactly. Also, he must have been it. It's interesting that he's he looks like that Andy was probably a terrible boyfriend

Yes, he was never sober never he's like fucking wrapping his car around a pole and he's like, please just fuck me

And then the sad part is you're like wow Billy Joel. What was it like fucking hurry? He's like I wish I could remember

Shitface constantly they would I remember this is true story

Did a gig in Long Island and the we went by some some house and the picket fence was down

They were like oh Billy Joel drove through that true story. Wow, that was what she was in the Hamptons

It was crazy. Jesus Christ. He's so lucky. He didn't murder someone. Oh, I know, I know, but they leave who drank so much people

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