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We Might Be Drunk

Ep 18: Modelo Especial & Campari Soda

We Might Be Drunk

Sam Morril and Mark Normand

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.72.8K Ratings

🗓️ 12 April 2021

⏱️ 71 minutes

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0:00.0

One more drink. One more drink. You know in the morning for sure we go stink. One more round. One more round.

0:14.0

It's five o'clock and you're pricks. The barkeep round. This is what we do. Catch up for a few.

0:24.0

We'll riff and talk some shit and then we'll sleep till two. Talk some shit and then we'll sleep till two.

0:34.0

Hey folks. All right. We're here. We're hungover. We're just shoveled. I'm clear. We're doing it. I'm feeling.

0:44.0

Yeah. But this is the only show in history we're being hungover is is appropriate and and kind of normal.

0:52.0

Yeah. It's one of those we're doing a day pod today, day drinking pod and I was like, fuck, I got to drink something I didn't touch last night and I touched a lot.

1:02.0

Yeah. You know what I mean, you ever you ever like looking like what can I I tequila. I did gin. I did vodka. I'm kind of like I got a so I'm going I'm going with a light.

1:14.0

I'm doing a little compari. It's a big it's a pine glass version of it's a compari compari soda simple very a feminine drink. But yeah, I'm trying to ease my my way back in it's four p.m. You know.

1:26.0

That's a good that's like a what's that guy's like a chas bono of drinks. It's just easy again. You're transitioning easily slowly in.

1:36.0

Because compari is like a liquor almost right. It's not actually a liquor. Yeah, it's like 20%. It's not it's not super strong. But it gives you like it gives you enough to get in. I like to ease my way back in.

1:48.0

It's like bidders. I think bidders has just a touch of jizz in it. Just a little bit alcohol. A little bit of jizz. That's the way to do like sprite with some gingers and you're back in, but you're not shit faced. I love it. How about you? What are you doing?

2:03.0

I'm taking it easy. And I'm in I'm in Austin. So I've been boozing. I've been drinking drinking tequila. We get eaten case. So I've been shitting blood. This town is just alive and bubbling up at the seams. And so I got a nice

2:17.0

light Madello here. You know, a nice Mexican beer. Probably one of my favorites with the gold tie. I hate Madello, but I love a special. Oh, you don't like the negro Madello. I mean, I like it, but it's just racist and dark and heavy. This is just light and airy. Yeah. Yeah. Well, classic, but they were saying the same shit at the Capitol. Anyway. Yeah, it's too dark up there. We got to make some changes.

2:46.0

But yeah. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, this is this is perfect. Actually, I was like walking. I'm taking a nice little stroll in the rain as it's coming down hard on me. Got a little yellow massage.

3:00.0

Help help the old neck. The neck will go out. Trigger point massage therapy. Man, it's painful, but it really it gets a job done.

3:08.0

It does. It releases toxins. There's all these studies that like everybody should be getting massage. I just my dumb childhood, my evil brain. I cannot walk into a rub and tug. I can do, but a massage. I can't do.

3:20.0

Well, just just look at it like it's like like a doctor. Look at it. Like it's like, you know, have you ever been to a chiropractor? No, never. Oh, man, I've done that. It's, it's some of them. I feel like do nothing.

3:33.0

Yes, I can crack my own back. I get on a chair. I do this. I do the twist move. I saw one guy once and he was just like standing in the corner and he just like ran into me and like, and like, I was just like, what the fuck? I heard. And he was like, well, I got to, you know, I get to level it out. And he was like, all right.

3:48.0

You just fucking, it was like, it was like a defensive end running into me where I'm like, it just fucking hurt.

3:53.0

Yeah, I got CTE now. You got what? What the hell? I mean, I don't know. Chiropractor. Is that expensive? It seems like such a weird gig. They pop your elbow and you give him 50 grand.

4:04.0

There's this one dude in LA that saved my ass. He's a good chiropractor. Dr. Cole in Culver City. He's jacked. He was, he was studio city, not Culver City, not close.

4:16.0

Yeah, he was like, he called, you don't trust him because he came in with like a sleeveless shirt. He was shredded. He called me bro.

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