[Patreon Preview] Ep 15.5: Bourbon Beer & Martini: Last Round
We Might Be Drunk
Sam Morril and Mark Normand
4.7 • 2.8K Ratings
🗓️ 26 March 2021
⏱️ 10 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | One more drink. One more drink. You know in the morning for sure we go stink. One more round. One more round. |
| 0:14.0 | It's five o'clock and you're pricks, the barkeep round. This is what we do. Catch up for a few. |
| 0:24.0 | We'll riff and talk some shit and then we'll sleep till two. Talk some shit and then we'll sleep till two. |
| 0:36.0 | Hey folks, here we are on the Patreon, the real deal, the real fans listening, loving, paying. We appreciate it. |
| 0:46.0 | We love you guys. The alkeys, the sober alkeys. I guess you could still be. So we've been through this. You could be a sober alky. |
| 0:52.0 | But hey man, we love you guys. Thanks for listening. This has been a blast. |
| 0:56.0 | That's a bit I try to get to work for years and it's weird that we call alcoholics. Like if you, if you're sober, we call you an alcoholic. |
| 1:04.0 | Right. But we don't really do that with other stuff. It's like I'm a sex addict. Oh yeah, you're obsessed with having sex. Well, I used to be. I got over it. |
| 1:10.0 | Right. He's still calling yourself a sex addict. I just can never. Yeah, well, you still do, right? You were still calling yourself a sex addict, even if you're not. |
| 1:18.0 | Although, here's the thing. I don't know if sex addicts ever stop because if you had a fucking, if you had a beer connected to your body. |
| 1:24.0 | Right. Right. Good point. Good point. Yeah. I guess that's more of like a touch addict. Right. I mean, you're just like. |
| 1:32.0 | Because you masturbation, but you're still you're doing it to get the release. I guess, you know. |
| 1:38.0 | Right. I guess masturbation is like the old duels. You know, that's, that's just you like. |
| 1:44.0 | This is safe. And I'm kind of getting what I want. And it's getting me through it, but it's not the real thing. |
| 1:49.0 | But sex addiction is different than a, than alcoholism because it is part of the rush to of getting laid. |
| 1:56.0 | Yeah, you're not like if you order a drink to your room, you're not like fuck. I hope it shows up. You know, it's. |
| 2:02.0 | Yeah. I, that's a good point. I got into a big fight with my gal because she was like, why do men always have to sleep with other women? |
| 2:10.0 | And I'm like, why do women always have to get married? Like, how come your thing is okay? But our thing isn't. That's how we're wired. |
| 2:16.0 | Yeah, I have a bit about this about how a woman once gave me shit for I'm worth a bit of working out, but like how, you know. |
| 2:23.0 | She gave me shit for having emotion with sex with people, but she's been in love with more people than I have. |
| 2:29.0 | I said, well, you know, we both, I said, you're a love slut. And I'm a like slut. Let's just say that we both have a issue. |
| 2:35.0 | So to my thing is like, yeah, we both make mistakes. You post yours on Instagram. You know, like, yes. |
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