Ep 15: Bourbon Beer & Martini
We Might Be Drunk
Sam Morril and Mark Normand
4.7 • 2.8K Ratings
🗓️ 21 March 2021
⏱️ 77 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | One more drink. One more drink. You know in the morning for sure we go stink. One more round. One more round. |
| 0:14.0 | It's five o'clock and you're pricks, the barkeep round. This is what we do. Catch up for a few. |
| 0:24.0 | We'll riff and talk some shit and then we'll sleep till two. Talks and shit and then we'll sleep to two. |
| 0:36.0 | Let's fucking dance. Hell yeah, we're dancing, baby. Dancing in the moonlight. Everybody. Who is that? Oh shit. Uh, no. Oh god. |
| 0:50.0 | Really? We're the we're ready of the rep is the worst fucking music guys in this podcast. I know. It's it's old. It's an oldie. I |
| 0:58.6 | can't harvest. Who? King Harvest. Oh, I would have never done that. Is that right? Dancing in the moon. I just looked it up. That's what it said. Oh, all right. I've never heard of King Harvest. Geez. I thought it was like. It's not the zombies, but it felt like a zombies type of band. Right. Now it did. I'm a fucking idiot. I've already been drinking. |
| 1:19.0 | I started with a song. It was my fault. We're not a music podcast. Hey, we're not a music. I look what I'm doing, Mark. |
| 1:25.0 | Woo. Wait, dainty lady over here. Little martini. It's not. I feel like sterling and madman here. Come on. True. That just that cup with the tiny neck on that. It's tough. It's like you feel like either a cool chick or a prospector or some shit. You know, like. Right. You look like the monopoly man over there. |
| 1:49.0 | But you got the lot of the olives and the toot pick killer. You think this is a game, dude. I'm taking this podcast seriously. These are blue chiefs stuffed olives. And I'm rocking a vodka martini. This is like, this is a drinking pod. We've never even really done a martini yet. So I said, let's fucking dance, my friend. Yeah, do it up. I mean, martini. One of my favorite drinks of all time. I love it. Dirty, filthy, salty, shooted my face. So yeah, that I'm jealous. |
| 2:17.0 | I like, I like a martini because they get you fucked up real fast. Yes, it's cool because it's classy drink, but it gets you hammered. It's three ounce vodka, one ounce driver mooth. That you're just drinking that you're like, that's all to like, that's a lady drink. You're drinking a screwdriver motherfucker. |
| 2:36.0 | Good point. You got to shoot your juice and fruit juice in there. Yeah, I'm going just a tad of olive liquid. Fuck you and remove. You can, you can tell a professional alcoholic like that one of my friends does this move. He just drinks. He'll pour vodka like all the way up to the top and just like shoot on a little club soda. Yeah, that's an alcoholics drink. Yeah, that's kind of a smooth move and just just to cut it a little bit. I love that because now he can say he's having a cocktail. Otherwise, he's just drinking straight hooch. |
| 3:06.0 | I'm rocking. I'm in Kentucky right now. Lexington, not bragging and great city. Great town. Great club. Just in a show night. A lot of love for the pod. By the way, a lot of people came out. We might be drawn. |
| 3:21.0 | Oh, pet peeves. And so I said, give me a local brewery. What do you got? And they gave me a bourbon beer. So it's whoa, I was going to say you got to be drinking bourbon in Kentucky. |
| 3:34.0 | Yeah. So this is the best of both worlds. It's a beer made in the bourbon cask or barrel or whatever you call it. And it's I love that dude. |
| 3:44.0 | 8% it's good shit. It's my third one tonight. They let me take a cup home. |
| 3:49.0 | 8% great beer, terrible cell phone battery. One of the finest. Hey, man, I love Kentucky. I've done, I've been to the race track there. |
| 3:59.0 | And Lexington Keens race track. I've done that. I mean, you got to hit a distillery there. I mean, they've got those. I think they do makers there. Everything's Kentucky bourbon. I mean, that's that's bourbon. |
| 4:09.0 | No, it's it's bourbon. It's horses. It's toothless. I'm loving it here, but it's tough because you want to hit the distillery. You want to get some bourbon and some beer. But then you just get shit housed at noon. And then you got to show us. |
| 4:21.0 | You don't want to do two shows after the makers mark tour. You're fucking. |
| 4:26.0 | Exactly. Exactly. Yeah. Good day for my my summer tour, by the way. But yeah, remember we tried to do it, but we tried to do a bourbon tour years ago. Remember. |
| 4:36.0 | No, no, I was trying to put that together. You know, remember, I was like, we should find a, I should find a name. I thought that was cool because years ago, like, |
| 4:44.0 | and Pete Corielli and all those guys in the James and Irish whiskey tour. We get paid extra. We promote your booze. We drink it with the win win. |
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