They're talking basketball, they're fucking dumb mess shit, they're talking basketball, but they will make dumb mess jokes.

Hello everybody and welcome to pod don't lie with Sam and stov.

Just a fuck. There's no sugar coating it. We just watched the baby nutted villain.

Just absolutely. Let me just say this fuck fuck the basketball gods.

The basketball gods. I'm a basketball atheist right now.

You're right. There are no basketball gods. There is no regular god.

We're all alone. It's a meaning. Life is meaningless and nowhere is that more evident in the basketball in the last.

The last basketball happenings in the last four weeks. We should start. We should go to games and like black turtlenecks and be God.

Yeah, we were God dude. We're just blasting the cure smoking cigarettes indoors. We got black lipstick on and they're like you can't you can't smoke in here.

There's two. There's a gay. There's a gay goth couple that's smoking cigarettes and they've been kicked out of every arena for blasting fucking camel crushes.

We should be those types of annoying cynics were like you think the game isn't rigged. You fucking pussy. You're a fucking it's rigged.

God damn it am I fucking. They should what happened with Chris Paul today. They should have they should stop the playoffs or two weeks.

That's a he's too big a name to make him sit out over this bullshit. It's it's unacceptable over the pandemic over the pandemic, which isn't really wasn't real to begin with.

Let's let's start there. Yeah, let's start there man. Let's start there. You're in fucking Tampa. You I'm sure you've got some.

I had a brutal fucking first of my next out. I'm on the flight. We're circling for an hour because bad storm here. So they're like we might drop you in Orlando.

And I'm like I've never been so happy to land in Tampa. Yeah, the fucking the asshole next to me is like leaning over taking pictures at the window.

I'm like it's Tampa. We're not landing in Paris. You idiot. Like when are you gonna look at these photos again? Yeah. Yeah, he's like, oh I have to see I have to see three strip malls that are separated by two miles.

When am I ever going to get the opportunity to see that?

Dude, it's brutal. And I just have my seamless order only restaurant open. I found some Indian spot, which I'm like not dying to have Indian Tampa food.

10.45 pm. By the way, we're recording this right after the baby nutted villain stole a victory from Philly. And by the way, it doesn't feel we don't want to root for Philly.

That doesn't feel good either. It kills me to feel for the for this fan base. They're assholes. They're here again.

They can suck our dicks. I like and bead. But more than anything, we're rooting for the for sadness to fucking to penetrate the little black heart of the baby nutted villain.

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