Patreon Preview #381: Farmers Market
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🗓️ 26 June 2026
⏱️ 17 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | What a beautiful summer day. |
| 0:06.3 | Sun's really beaten down. |
| 0:08.5 | That sounds negative, actually. |
| 0:10.3 | Do you guys need any more totes? |
| 0:12.4 | I'm just looking at my tote collection in the car. |
| 0:14.9 | Do you guys need more toot, Adel JPC totes? |
| 0:17.6 | I mean, I wasn't even planning on bringing one tote. |
| 0:22.5 | Am I, |
| 0:23.0 | should I bring a tote? Oh, you're going to want more than one tote. Oh, brother, if you haven't been to this one. I got my, oh, it's one totes. Uh, totally ready for the farmer's market tote. Okay. Oh, that one? yeah I'll carry one I'm gonna be I'm more of a browser I don't I'm more of a browser at these things, so. But I'll, I'll, I'm happy to carry, happy to carry toads for anybody who wants a toad, you know? Oh, Aaron, can I have the totes, totes my goats one? Yeah, there's, like a local goat farm. Yeah, it's me being sort of possessive over goats on the totes. Do you see? You know my goats. What is this three-breasted total recall tote about? Do you like it or do you not like it? That's really all it's about. I've seen this as like a t-shirt, but as a tote, it's, no, you know, it's interesting. I like it. I do like it. Now, I want to say that little guy in the tummy's name is Guado, but is that the guy from Star Wars? Mm-hmm. I'm not familiar with that IP. Aaron, you're not familiar with a guado? What's Aguado with you? |
| 1:29.4 | Is that something? |
| 1:30.8 | Here's my total eclipse of the heart, tote. |
| 1:35.3 | I guess I'll also grab this, Totey McGuire one as well, just in case we need to pick up more stuff. |
| 1:41.5 | You don't want my Andrew Garf toat instead? |
| 1:44.8 | Or my... |
| 1:45.5 | No. |
| 1:46.1 | Toot-Holl-Tote. |
| 1:50.3 | Aaron, you have a lot of totes. |
| 1:52.0 | Do you buy all of these? |
| 1:53.7 | Are these promotional things? |
| 1:55.5 | I get them here. |
| 1:57.4 | There's a tote stand here at my favorite farmer's market. JPC, don't be a Bowser. Be a Mario and buy some stuff here today. Well, here's the thing then. Maybe I won't take any of your toots. I didn't know that you could buy totes here. I will maybe just plan to make a tote purchase. Are you sure? Because then we'll have to think of more tote puns. |
| 2:19.9 | If we can go to that booth. |
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