#414: Splenda Man
Hey Riddle Riddle
Headgum
4.9 • 3.5K Ratings
🗓️ 24 June 2026
⏱️ 72 minutes
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We implore everyone to stay on top of the current 'Mouse News'
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgum podcast. |
| 0:05.0 | Hey, Adel, hey, Erin. |
| 0:06.4 | Have you guys ever woken up and immediately needed a nicotine pouch and or a cup of coffee just to feel like a human? |
| 0:12.8 | Big time. |
| 0:13.6 | Well, if so, I've got the perfect thing for you guys. |
| 0:16.7 | It's called coffeteen. |
| 0:19.7 | It's called JPC a teen. Okay. Your notes are, they're burnt on the edges and they're covered and, oh, I had to eat my notes. It's just your finger in a cup of coffee. Ugh. There's got to be an easier way. Well, I tricked you guys because there is an easier way, ultra pouches. They've been a complete game changer for my focus and energy levels. First off, these pouches are completely nicotine-free and caffeine-free. And so you're probably thinking if they don't have nicotine or caffeine in them, what exactly is in them? Well, that's a great question. Yeah, thank you, Aaron. You're just a little small on that. But ultra-partnered with leading neuroscientists to design these pouches. |
| 0:55.5 | They use clinically proven neutropics and adaptogens to deliver immediate focus and smooth energy that last one to two hours. |
| 1:02.7 | Hmm. So it sounds like what you're saying is if you're fasting or on a diet, |
| 1:05.9 | ultra pouches actually help quiet cravings and suppress appetite, keeping you locked in to achieve your goals, |
| 1:12.8 | which is for us 10 episodes today. And all without caffeine, nicotine, or a crash. I don't love |
| 1:19.3 | that crash out. But with this, you don't have to do that nose dive after two cups of coffee. |
| 1:24.4 | That is a day ruiner. Plus, they're trusted by top athletes, entrepreneurs, and engineers around the world, |
| 1:30.4 | and one person who is all three of those things. |
| 1:32.8 | And I won't say who, but we all know who it is. |
| 1:35.9 | And they have five insanely good flavors. |
| 1:38.0 | Cool mint, winter green, tropical watermelon, and blue raz. |
| 1:41.8 | Isn't that right, blue raz? |
| 1:43.5 | Oh, yeah. Ultra is the ultimate |
| 1:46.9 | guilt-free pouch delivering instant focus and mental clarity without nicotine or caffeine. New |
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| 1:57.9 | with code Riddle. After you purchase, they'll ask you where you heard about them |
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