PATREON PREVIEW: #372 Here Comes the Net

What A Time To Be Alive

Comedy

4.8 • 666 Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2025

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Folks, we're releasing this week's Patreon bonus episode here on the main feed where we talk about an AI vending machine that went horribly wrong, what it might be like to live like a fish in an aquarium, and delve into Rumpelstiltskin again

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0:00.0	Oh, bye.
0:06.0	What a time to be alive.
0:10.0	And this is probably going to be very racist.
0:20.0	Bonus. Oh, racist. Bonus.
0:22.1	Oh, no.
0:23.0	Welcome.
0:24.3	What's up, everybody?
0:27.4	Stop it.
0:29.2	Welcome to Survivor.
0:30.2	What's up, everybody, indeed.
0:34.9	What's that?
0:35.7	Is he going to, I still have never seen Survivor. Is that good or bad? Is he going to have to do some embarrassing stuff? I hope so.
0:42.7	I mean, he's going to have to eat a loach or something. Yeah. No? Is he like a guest presenter or something?
0:49.7	I never understood how much of a survivor. Yeah, he's not on the island. If you're like playing Survivor, if you're like a contestant, you probably will have to eat a bug. You are, you will like lose a lot of weight and be nasty. Okay, it's legit. It's legit. I never understood. It's not like naked and afraid level, but like it's, I feel like it's fairly legit. Would you agree with that, Patty? I haven't seen it in years.
1:17.0	I haven't seen it since the first season. I never really was into it. But I think that's true. I also think that a lot of it's about like making alliances and having people like you. I'm not sure how successful he would be at that if he was a contestant. I mean, he's figured out how to get all these people to pay his damn bills.
1:28.5	Yeah, that involves like insane amounts of iteration and money being spent on videos and stuff,
1:33.5	not on like relating to people with his dead-eyed smile.
1:37.4	That's true.
1:38.5	One-on-one as a human being, that's not so much of how he made his nut.
1:43.3	He'll hand out feastables to those hungry
1:45.9	survivors that's probably what they win if he's like a guest presenter it's probably like you
1:50.9	have to debase yourself for one feastable enjoy it's and you have to say feastable
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