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What A Time To Be Alive
What A Time To Be Alive
4.8 • 666 Ratings
🗓️ 29 December 2025
⏱️ 73 minutes
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Summary
Folks, on this week's all new ep we hear about someone trying to bring their cat in the HOV lane, why garlic mouthwash is the best for bad breath, how StubHub accidentally promoted the metal band 'Lamb of God' as a church Christmas show, why hundreds of Victorian shoes washed up on a beach, and how a relative of the Dodo was spotted in the rainforest
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to What a Time to Be Alive. |
| 0:04.1 | The only podcast counting down everything this week that made you say, what a time to be alive. |
| 0:10.4 | And now, Patrick Monaghan, Kath Barbadoro, and Eli Udn. |
| 0:18.5 | Folks, welcome on the time to be alive on the podcast accounts on the things each week to make a safe thing that's taught of the podcast. I'm Patrick Bronanhan. I'm Kath Barbadoro. I'm Eli Udn. Number five. |
| 0:29.3 | In we go. We're going quick today. We're learning to swim. |
| 0:35.5 | Well, this is, this is, you know, the, the week between Christmas and New Year's. |
| 0:40.8 | Like, I, I feel like every, we're working this week for y'all. |
| 0:46.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:47.0 | But, uh, this is. |
| 0:48.3 | Damn factory. |
| 0:49.8 | If we're a little, if we're a little loopy, if we're a little, okay, let's get, let's get to the numbers. |
| 0:55.7 | It's because this is the week. |
| 0:57.6 | I saw someone on TikTok call it bread and cheese week because that's all you eat. |
| 1:01.6 | You don't eat any meals. |
| 1:03.3 | You just kind of lay around and eat bread and cheese just sort of continuously all day, which I feel like really sums it up, you know? |
| 1:14.1 | It's even the elves have off this damn week. It's their one week off a year, and we're working. |
| 1:19.2 | That true? I don't think so. They've got to get back to work. They got a lot of work today. |
| 1:22.0 | No, give them a week. Come on. They're going to get repetitive stress injuries. They probably already have them, to be quite honest. |
| 1:28.5 | But do your best. |
| 1:30.0 | Yeah, I guess I guess elves are, you know, a disparaging way to talk about the people who actually make all the stuff, all the junk that we buy. |
| 1:38.8 | Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, we're not shattering any young listeners. |
| 1:42.8 | Look, toys are made at the north pole by the |
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