Patreon Preview #370: Penguin Baseball Draft Season Three w/ Janet Varney & Casey Toney
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🗓️ 10 April 2026
⏱️ 20 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hax is back for its fifth and final season, and so is the Hacks podcast. |
| 0:05.6 | Join the Hacks creators and showrunners, Lucia and Yellow, Paul W. Downs, and Jen Statsky |
| 0:11.0 | as they unpack the Emmy-winning comedy series. |
| 0:14.2 | On each episode, hear stories from the set, what goes on in the writer's room, and how |
| 0:18.5 | these beloved characters close out their final season. Watch Hax streaming exclusively on HBO Max and listen to the Hacks podcast on HBO Max or wherever you get your podcasts. Excellent. And no need for account. |
| 0:44.1 | Casey, were you going to say something? |
| 0:44.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:47.0 | Everybody ready? |
| 0:47.6 | Mm-hmm. |
| 0:50.6 | The inflection of the last two things you said, Casey, |
| 0:51.7 | made it sound like you're going to say something. |
| 0:52.8 | I mean, I was thinking about it. Well, he also took a giant breath. |
| 1:12.4 | He said no, and he's like stroking his, he's like, no. No. I was thinking about saying something and I decided against it. No, say it. Oh, controversial. No, I truly had nothing of value to say. We get kicked out of the league if the owners start to fight. So everyone just take it easy. |
| 1:13.8 | Take it easy. |
| 1:15.0 | Take it easy. |
| 1:19.0 | Let's get through this draft without any scratches or scrapes. |
| 1:24.6 | And of course, we all know that's going to be hard to do because we have mythical creatures this year. |
| 1:25.1 | That's right. We've opened a portal, or at least the company that we |
| 1:29.2 | founded, opened a portal. Allegedly. Allegedly, I want to say flipper tech. Yep. Or something, |
| 1:38.3 | allegedly. Not that we even know the name. It's all licensed to the Cayman, so nobody's going to |
| 1:43.4 | jail. And this is why we were all in Aruba |
| 1:45.8 | hunting humans. |
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