#403: Nobody's in Charge
Hey Riddle Riddle
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🗓️ 8 April 2026
⏱️ 75 minutes
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A nice warm waffle sounds so good right now.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgum podcast. |
| 0:05.9 | The doctor was the mother. |
| 0:08.7 | He stood on a block of ice. |
| 0:11.4 | Both of the network goldfish. |
| 0:13.9 | It was the cabin of an airplane. |
| 0:17.0 | He dabbed him with an ice cream. |
| 0:19.5 | And the horse was a big Friday. One look for some, thank you, Friday. |
| 0:21.3 | One, two, four, eight, red, and a little bit, four, eight, red, and a little, one, two, |
| 0:24.4 | get, three, four. |
| 0:25.1 | If you're, one, two, three, four, hit, riddle, riddle. at LjpC you can stand under my umbrella with me if you're getting wet. You don't have to stay out in the rain. You can stand with me. No, no, no, it's fine. Don't be a martyr. You're shivering. No, no, Aaron, it's, it's okay. We'll just stand out of here in the rain, and even though we weren't really dressed for the weather. |
| 0:56.1 | I have a gigantic umbrella. It's really no trouble. No, no, no, no. We don't want to be a bother. We don't want to a crowd. We don't want to impose, you know. Oh, oh, just got struck by lightning. Oh, oh, got it. |
| 1:07.9 | Hold the hands with you. That's smart. |
| 1:09.3 | Oh, geez. |
| 1:10.5 | Yeah, should we have done something else? |
| 1:13.4 | I'm sorry. I feel smart. Oh, geez. Yeah, should we have done something else? |
| 1:13.4 | I'm sorry. |
| 1:13.8 | I feel like I forced you guys to come. |
| 1:15.8 | No. |
| 1:17.0 | Sky watching. |
| 1:19.5 | Aaron, this is so, to skywatch during a storm is so. |
| 1:24.2 | You're having fun. |
| 1:25.0 | Romantic. |
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