Patreon Preview #367: A Night at a Museum

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🗓️ 20 March 2026

⏱️ 16 minutes

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0:00.0	Hey, Oswego seniors. We are so excited to have your class here for the yearly Oswego
0:11.0	lock-in. Welcome to Chicago and welcome specifically to the Museum of All Things. We call it
0:18.1	moat around here. So if any of the docents or any of the chaperones call it moat, that's what's going on. I am the director of the things. We call it moat around here. So if any of the docents or any of the chaperones
0:20.9	call it moat, that's what's going on. I am the director of the Museum of All Things, and yeah,
0:27.5	I just want to let you know, feel free to explore any of the exhibits. Um, uh, yes, question.
0:35.0	Uh, Devin, Super Senior, Senior, holding my sleeping bag here.
0:39.8	Is it true that stuff comes alive at night?
0:42.6	Yes, we do have a bit of a night at the museum, night of the museum?
0:48.6	Night of the museum.
0:50.3	Night of the living museum?
0:52.0	It's night of the living dead or Night at the museum or night in or around the museum.
0:59.6	Hey, Felix, don't talk down to me the way you talk down to the seniors.
1:05.2	I'm your boss.
1:07.8	Okay, I was whispering.
1:09.4	I thought I was...
1:10.4	Felix, there's kind of an echo in here
1:12.7	It's a real museum vibe where you
1:14.9	You can hear
1:15.9	Yeah no this is
1:17.7	I'm standing on a spot that is
1:19.3	A perfect
1:21.4	theatrical standpoint
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