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Hey Riddle Riddle

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Improv, Leisure, Improv Comedy, Puzzles, Riddles, Comedy

4.9 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 20 February 2026

⏱️ 15 minutes

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen, this is Aaron Keefe singing Smabe Maria.
0:11.2	Smabe,
0:14.4	a smobbe, a smobay, sma, sma bay, sma-bae. Smob-be-ma-be-a-be-a-be-a-be-a-be-a-ha-be.
0:32.3	D.P.C. Are you in your phone? I'm singing Sma-be-be-Maria.
0:36.0	I'm sorry. This song gets me so emotional I had to watch a porn.
0:41.8	Oh, I'm sorry. I totally understand. Okay. As you were, as you were, as you were.
0:47.4	No, never mind. It's not disgusting enough for me.
0:52.4	Hey, everybody. We're discussing enough for this, which is a chatterbox.
0:58.8	This is us.
1:00.4	Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
1:02.0	Chat, chat.
1:02.5	That's us.
1:05.6	That's us.
1:06.0	We're doing blah, blah, blah, chat, chat.
1:07.6	50 minutes.
1:09.0	We should start calling these blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, chat. Yeah. Blah, blah, blah, chat, chat. 50 minutes. We should start calling these blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, chat.
1:11.4	Yeah.
1:12.4	Blah, blah, blah, chat.
1:13.3	Can I regale you guys with an anecdote from my life?
1:18.7	Yes, please.
1:19.3	So when you have a kid, and you're soon to find this out, they change on a day-to-day basis.
1:26.4	They do things that are new to you or shock you or surprise
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