#396: We Smabi
Hey Riddle Riddle
Headgum
4.9 • 3.5K Ratings
🗓️ 18 February 2026
⏱️ 78 minutes
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On this week's smabi we take some listeners submitted smabis and then improvise some smabis!
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgum podcast. |
| 0:05.2 | Oh man, guys, great episode today. |
| 0:07.4 | Great episode. |
| 0:08.1 | I think we're done recording, though. |
| 0:10.8 | So what's, does everyone want to hang out or go back to our separate homes and crawl into our helix mattresses? |
| 0:17.2 | I'm going to bed. |
| 0:18.3 | I'm going to bed for sure. |
| 0:19.3 | I'm going to my helixie mattress to just warm up and get some zes. |
| 0:23.7 | Yeah, because we all took the helix sleep quiz, which matches us to the perfect mattress based on our personal preferences and sleep needs. |
| 0:29.9 | And buying a mattress, super easy, super simple. And we all love our helix sleep mattress. I love my midnight lucks. It is so soft. |
| 0:37.3 | Unfortunately, we're the same guy. We is so soft, but unfortunately we're the same |
| 0:39.9 | guy. We all picked the same quiz and we got the same mattress because our bodies have molded into |
| 0:45.0 | one riddle being. It hurts. It hurts. But it won't hurt when you sleep on helix. I get so many compliments on my mattress whenever anyone |
| 0:58.0 | comes over and watches Lou or have guest stay. Everyone, they wake up and they immediately go, |
| 1:04.1 | what is this mattress? It's a helix sleep, baby. It's a helix sleep. Well, Aaron, it's not just you and your |
| 1:09.4 | friends feeling like it's a great mattress. A study found that 82% of those involved saw an increase in their deep sleep cycle while sleeping on a Helix mattress. Hey, I'm never going to use another mattress. I'm Helix Sleep till I die, baby. Well, why would you? Because they have the happy with Helix guarantee. You can rest easy with |
| 1:27.5 | seamless returns and exchanges. The happy with Helix guarantee offers a risk-free customer-first |
| 1:31.7 | experience designed to ensure you're completely satisfied with your new mattress. |
| 1:36.7 | I've had my Helix sleep midnight lux since I moved into my house and I got to say, |
| 1:41.6 | myself, my wife, our four cats, we all sleep comfortably out of |
| 1:45.6 | mattress. We feel so safe and secure. It's so warm in these brutal Chicago winters. |
| 1:51.8 | Cozy. I'm going to go back to bed. I'm going to go back. Yeah, just thinking about my |
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