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Hey Riddle Riddle

Patreon Preview #353: Deck the Hallmark

Hey Riddle Riddle

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Improv, Puzzles, Improv Comedy, Leisure, Comedy, Riddles

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🗓️ 12 December 2025

⏱️ 11 minutes

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0:00.0

Well, I wanted to do something to celebrate Christmas, specifically, because I'm such a fan of Hallmark and the movies they make.

0:10.7

And they've made a lot of Christmas movies.

0:12.6

Starting in the year 2000, all the way up until today, they have been cranking out.

0:17.3

They do crank them.

0:18.3

Cranking.

0:19.3

They've been cranking out Christmas movies at a pace never before seen,

0:24.5

I want to say. Yeah. So what we're going to do. They really cramp us those out. So what I

0:30.2

want to do is almost like a, almost like a public access situation. I have a list of some of the

0:37.2

best named Christmas Hallmark movies from 2000 to

0:41.7

2025.

0:43.6

I'm going to read a couple of them off to you.

0:45.6

You're going to choose which one you want to see a scene from.

0:49.5

And then we are going to see a scene probably that happened in that movie.

0:55.0

You can have that scene be up top in the movie, halfway through the movie, maybe the

1:00.1

climactic day new ma, whatever you want to do, we could see a scene from anywhere in that

1:05.9

movie.

1:06.2

Does that make sense?

1:07.0

I love it.

1:07.4

Keep in mind that every one of those Hallmark productions is all non-union.

1:10.7

They're all scabs. So this is the only ethical way to of those Hallmark productions is all non-union. They're all scabs.

1:11.6

So this is the only ethical way to consume the Hallmark content is to listen to us do improv scenes about the movies.

1:18.8

And we'll do this type of episode enough times to where you could cobble together 90 minutes of each title, I think.

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