0:00.0	This is a headgum podcast.
0:06.4	The doctor was the mother.
0:09.3	He stood on a block of ice.
0:12.1	Both of the network of fish.
0:14.5	It was the cabin of an airplane.
0:17.5	He stabbed him with an ice cream.
0:20.1	And the horse was thing, Friday.
0:37.0	Okay, JPC, help me roll this cake in.
0:40.4	All right, Aaron.
0:41.5	Oh, this is.
0:42.5	John T. Riley is going to pop up.
0:45.1	Aaron, we got you a giant cake for your...
0:47.7	I mean, I know it's your birthday when we record.
0:49.8	It's not necessarily your birthday when this comes out, but here's a big cake for you to blow out.
0:54.8	I know what this looks like. This is a big cake for you to blow out i know what this looks like this is a giant cake someone's inside this okay all right that's your cue buddy where are the air holes
1:02.0	oh no adle where are the air holes oh no Erin Aaron we have to come clean with you
1:10.0	Addle the air holes i, grasping your collar.
1:13.9	So the kick goes faster? I forgot. We have to come clean, Aaron. This is not your birthday cake.
1:20.8	This is, since this is coming out four days before my birthday, this is my birthday cake. And what I
1:26.1	wanted for my birthday is, checks the top,
1:29.4	dead John C. Reilly. So I get what I want for my birthday. And Aaron, could you be happy for me for once?
1:38.8	Rolls cake out of the room, rolls it down a hill. All right. I'm still a lot.
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