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🗓️ 24 October 2025
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| 0:00.0 | Damn, I mean, we're in the castle. |
| 0:09.7 | This is, would you say this is like Georgian, like a Georgian building architecture-wise? |
| 0:15.4 | More like Florida. |
| 0:17.1 | Okay, I could see it. |
| 0:18.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:19.0 | Like Charleston. |
| 0:20.2 | Round porch. Yeah. I've never seen a castle with. Yeah. Like Charleston. Yeah. |
| 0:21.2 | Yeah. |
| 0:22.0 | I've never seen a castle with a porch. |
| 0:23.8 | Like cartoonishly castle to me. |
| 0:27.1 | I guess it does have all these like peach trees around. |
| 0:30.7 | There's a gazebo. |
| 0:32.6 | And I feel like this is actually, I'll say this, the first castle I've ever been in. I've never been |
| 0:38.1 | in a castle before. This is like a really cool experience. Congratulations. Jim, C, congrats. Wait, we went to Medieval Times though. Is that technically... Fuck my whole shit. That's a castle. That's a castle. On the outside, I guess. No, it's a castle. It's the only Castle and like, what is it, Elgin, Illinois. |
| 0:53.6 | Or that's kind of like |
| 0:55.3 | a petting zoo. |
| 0:57.4 | Medieval Times is kind of... the castle. It's the only castle in like, what is it, Elgin, Illinois. |
| 1:14.7 | I think that's kind of like a petting zoo. But Evil Times is kind of scary, huh? Yeah, it's kind of scary. It's kind of scary the way they treat their horses. But we're here, oh, we're here to see King Mumbles. We're here to see King Mumbles. We did it. Okay, let's see. there's okay so to the left is 341 through 356, and to the right is throne room. So let's do throne room. Oh, wait, it says throne room, and then in parentheses it says bathroom. So, that's confusing. Yeah. Okay, this says where the king is, but also ice. I don't know if that's what we need. And this says live, laugh, love, and it's coffee o'clock. I think the decor at here is all over the place. A little chuggy castle. Confusing. Let's do where the king is. And then also I could fill up my canteen with ice because my water has run hot. So let's follow this corridor here. I'll give a polite nod to the guards. |
| 1:46.6 | Oh, okay. Maybe here's somebody who could help us. Excuse me. Excuse me, sir. We're looking for |
| 1:51.7 | King Mumbles. Well, you're looking right at him. Oh. Oh. Okay. Okay. So you're okay. Okay. I thought, oh, sorry, I just thought the king would be... You guys don't say anything out loud. Don't say. Adel, you still have time. I'm like a big guy. Adel. Like a big guy. So... I was sick as a child. Okay. |
| 2:19.5 | That is Seattle. |
| 2:20.7 | That's why we don't bring that up. |
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