0:00.0	This is a headgum podcast.
0:05.5	Your first great love story is free when you sign up for a free 30-day trial at audible.combe.
0:10.8	That's audible.combe.ukeslustwondery.
0:17.9	The doctor was the mother.
0:20.8	He stood on a block of ice.
0:23.4	Both of the network of fish.
0:25.9	It was the cabin of an airplane.
0:28.9	He stabbed him with an icicle.
0:31.5	And the horse was a thing right.
0:32.8	Hey,
0:33.6	and six,
0:33.8	before me,
0:34.6	and the right,
0:35.6	and the one,
0:36.6	two, right've done it. I've created the perfect character.
0:53.2	Oh, it looks like you haven't slept in a few days. Yeah, no, I haven't. And I am chock-a-block. Oh, bless you. Sorry, excuse me. Continue. No, I'm covered in dust, and that's the thing. I had to roll around in the dirt under the moon. To come up with the perfect character, Aaron, I give her unto the Jennifer Monster Popcorn.
1:14.2	Now, hear me out.
1:16.3	Jennifer Monster Popcorn may sound like your tip.
1:19.0	Addle, not only will I hear you out, I will show you out.
1:22.3	This is the door.
1:23.3	Okay.
1:24.7	You're not welcome here with suggestions like that.
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