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You guys, I didn't put on deodorant this morning.

Can we hurry this along? I can smell myself.

Aaron, we're in olden time. No one's wearing deodorant, I don't think. Everyone's got like bags of flowers or whatever. Well, you smell amazing. I feel like an idiot. Thank you. Oh, well, I mean, Adel and I have deodorant because we're like, you know, humans and we put it on in the morning. You're hurting my feelings. You must know that you're hurting my feelings, right? Must I? I guess I must. My general overall point was, can we pick up the pace on this? Like, I don't want this to be like a month, you know? Yeah. Like, I don't think this needs to be a full month worth of stuff. Like, let's just figure this out next 15 minutes, do a chatterbox, do like a small, medium or large, yes. Aaron, is that since you smell like shit, Adeline should also smell like shit. So we should really quick roll around and pig shit together. Okay, if you want to roll around in pig shit, ABC.

I do.

I really don't need my permission. You don't need my permission. Tell me that that's what a good boy would do. Oh, wait a minute. Here's a wooden sign. I assume it's wood. I don't know what signs were mad back now. Take a bite, Mr. Bight. Oh, it's chocolate. Whoa. I guess that's why they call it the Dark Ages because we didn't know that they made signs out of chocolate.

Well, before you ate, Oh, it's chocolate. Whoa. I guess that's why they call it the Dark Ages,

because we didn't know that they made signs out of chocolate.

Well, before you ate it, it said Castle is this way.

So it looks like where's the right track.

Let's hurry there.

I'm sure there'll be more pig shit we can roll in later.

Let's go ahead and we're going to get to King Mumbles Castle right now.

And I think, yeah, it's obviously that's the way that we get home. Why do we think we're doing this? Oh. I mean, obviously it's like typical quest stuff. You go to the castle. You talk to the king. You get to go home. Can I tell you a funny story of something that happened to me last week? I went to the show and I had to get my will call tickets and I went up to a security guard

and I said, excuse me, where do you pick up the will call tickets? And he went, there's a sign.

And he pointed at a sign and the sign was an arrow. And there was a child at the sign spinning it

around in every direction. And then I looked back at him and he was like, is that way? That's true. Anyways, yes. Yeah. What do you guys think? Like, typical quest stuff. Like, we go to the king. Yeah. The king tells us if we pass the test and then we get to go home and put on deuterrent yeah i guess and he might

kill us too because like of what we did or whatever oh yeah i guess kings can always kill you if they

want it's so it's like um a connecticut kid in king arthur's court or whatever loosely what it's based on

yeah well that's what this is based on yeah let's just be on our best behavior so let's just cross this fridge i thought it's based on black night yeah it's loosely based on they, that's what this is based on? So let's just cross this fridge. I thought it was based on Black Knight. Yeah, it's loosely based on they're going to, get it, I'm going to go. Bing, bam, we're at the castle. Here we go. Okay, crossing the bridge. Oh, I'm sorry. You think you go across this bridge? Oh. You think you're just going to come across this bridge. Oh. You think you just gonna come across this bridge?

I'm not, Frank.

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