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0:00.0	This is a headgum podcast.
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0:10.8	That's audible.combe.ukeslustwondery.
0:17.9	The doctor was the mother.
0:20.8	He stood on a block of ice.
0:23.4	Both the network of fish.
0:25.9	It was the cabin of an airplane.
0:28.9	He stabbed him with an ice cream.
0:31.5	And the horse was a thing right.
0:32.8	Hey, one, two, four, eight, and the wind of, one, two, four,
0:37.0	the, four, me, and the wind of the machine. All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right,
0:38.3	all right,
0:39.3	and then
0:41.3	LASIC will
0:42.3	shoot a laser right into your eye.
0:59.6	Okay.
1:00.6	Wait, sorry, is it Lasic or Lasic?
1:03.6	Oh, my God.
1:04.7	How is it spelled?
1:06.8	L-A-Y-Z-Z-Z-Z-I-C-K. Oh, why is the count down still going? This seems like you should have this figured out. Well, J-B-C built this. You said you wanted to fix your eyesight. J-P-C said I'm on it. Oh, oh, I'm sorry for the miscommunication. I was built by this. Oh. Yes. I'm sorry.
1:28.2	Yeah.
1:29.5	Sometimes what is it when you...
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