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Hey Riddle Riddle

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Improv, Puzzles, Improv Comedy, Leisure, Comedy, Riddles

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 January 2024

⏱️ 11 minutes

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0:00.0	Huh, let's see here going through my big pile of laundry on the floor.
0:08.0	Uh, Aaron, do you mind helping me?
0:10.0	Okay, this is kind of a big task here.
0:12.8	It's kind of damp still.
0:14.3	You don't want to throw this back in the dryer?
0:16.8	Excuse me!
0:18.4	You're messing with somebody's home.
0:20.5	Whoa, a clothes goblin, that's hard to say hi clothes goble and don't say it all my name is
0:27.1	Jerome I don't need to be called clothes goble in that sorry Jerome so you live in my
0:32.3	damp clothes?
0:33.4	Well, that's one way is that you built your house around my house.
0:38.6	Well, if I didn't, hold on, if I didn't throw my clothes on the floor you wouldn't have a house right so I'm am I?
0:44.7	Oh, what are we got a philosophy major here? Were you in the dryer? If so I'm sorry.
0:50.5	Unless that's hard for you unless that's hard for you. Do I look dry to you?
0:53.5	You do not, sir.
0:55.0	You look, you're covered in queso.
0:57.3	Um, Jerome, is this what happens when you don't fold your laundry for a week does a laundry goblin show up and live in your
1:05.4	clothes? Well so parents often tell their children if you don't fold your
1:10.5	clothes a laundry goblin will show up in a pile of clothes.
1:14.3	You're coughing up KASO now, are you okay?
1:17.1	This guy on KASO in his pants. Don't look at me.
1:20.4	Look at him is the KASO pants.
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