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🗓️ 17 January 2024
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Here's those riddles you ordered! All they're going to cost you is your sanity. This episode has a delicious crab, birds on a wire, and everyone's favorite-horny aliens. If that doesn't float your boat we also have some pirate poetry!
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0:00.0 | This is a headgum podcast. |
0:05.0 | A Head-Gum podcast. |
0:05.0 | Who? |
0:08.0 | Part of me, part of me, I'm not a disgusting creature. |
0:12.0 | I was in your cereal box because I am a serial |
0:15.8 | fairy. Oh, um, wow you uh, seems like you ate all the cereal. |
0:25.0 | I got hungry and they had to ate all the cereal. I got hungry and they, I didn't eat all the cereal. Plus if you want more, it's a magic spoon. |
0:27.0 | You could always just order some more. |
0:29.0 | Ah, gosh, this makes more sense if I had my magic spoon because I'm like the magic spoon fairy I'm in the magic spoon box |
0:36.4 | Did you eat the spoon? I did eat the spoon |
0:38.6 | It isn't that a spoon? Yeah, it's like I ate the bones. I don't blame me for eating the magic spoon cereal because it's delicious. They have a variety pack. Four flavors included cocoa, fruity, frosted, and peanut butter. Yum yum yum yum. This pack has zero grams of sugar, 13 and 14 grams of protein, and 4 to 5 grams of net carbs. |
0:56.4 | Only 140 calories a serving. |
0:59.1 | Its high protein has zero grams of sugar, keto-friendly, gluten-free, grain-free and soy-free. |
1:05.0 | Magic spoon, cereal, gremlin, fairy? |
1:07.6 | Are you a gremlin or a fairy? |
1:09.0 | I mean, I said fairy, but obviously you see me and you say glin so and it's you know I'm choosing |
1:15.5 | 2024 I'm choosing I'm not gonna be offended by what people see people see what they see |
1:19.4 | with me we know all I'm here to do is tell you about magic spoon which apparently you already know you covered pretty much everything I would talk about it. |
1:28.4 | It's delicious. What's your favorite flavor? |
1:31.7 | Easy easy. I like the cocoa and I like the peanut butter and I like a half and half mix. |
1:36.7 | Obviously, I've just eaten all the cocoa out of this box. |
1:40.2 | You do have a peanut butter box. |
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