Oh, I'm excited for this thing. It's supposed to be scary as shit.

Yeah, I read online that it's like the scariest one.

I hope so. Because they're making these haunted houses now that are just bull crap.

Yeah. I mean, you last year you came home and then you slammed the door and you slammed your hat down and you said,

haunted houses aren't even scary anymore. I know and I'm so sorry for that outburst but it's ridiculous.

You come out here, you pay 60 bucks to get terrified and then you go home fine?

Yeah, you, I just have a quick question. Have you ever like fully made it through a haunted house though?

Because it sort of feels like you get in and then you go, well this is not scary enough for my taste and then you leave.

Yeah, I'm never scared enough that I leave so quick.

Yeah, I'm never scared enough.

And it's okay if you are. You could tell me if you were scared and that's what's actually going on.

Not even close. Not even close. I am so unscared by all this stupid stuff. A scarecrow. It's full of hay.

Not scared. Not scared. Not scary.

Right. And when we watch scary movies at home, you fall asleep like kind of instantly sort of like an animal protecting itself.

To boring, to boring, have to fall asleep right away. And I have to fall asleep clutching you.

Right.

Because it's like that just so you know that I'm there to keep you safe because I know you get scared.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, but yeah. No, it's fine. But like you just because like I know my ex boyfriend was really into scary stuff and he's super brave.

And I just don't want you feeling like you need to do this if it's not your thing.

We talk about your brave ex boyfriend like a lot. Like I don't want to be I don't want to be annoying.

But like I'm here at the scariest haunted house in Illinois with you.

And why are we talking about some other brave guy? Didn't he like die cliff jumping or something?

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