0:00.0	This is a headgum podcast.
0:07.0	Alright, Halloween.
0:09.0	Let's do it.
0:10.0	I gotta get in the fucking mindset.
0:11.0	Boo!
0:14.0	Uh, give me ten minutes. I have to change my pants.
0:16.0	Ten minutes.
0:18.0	That's way too long.
0:19.0	Ten minutes if you shit your pants, that's too long.
0:22.0	If it's, I guess if it's liquid shit ten minutes,
0:24.0	but if it's solid shit, you should need two max.
0:26.0	Wow.
0:27.0	I actually don't want to talk about this.
0:29.0	I don't know.
0:59.0	Good evening, folks, and welcome to another episode of Terrifying Sounds.
1:08.0	Tonight we're playing the audio of a very scary incident.
1:12.0	Here we have Colonel Tillman-Dew and Dr. Savannah as they made their way into the pyramids of Egypt.
1:21.0	And as they went further and further down into the bowels of the pyramid,
1:26.0	they came upon a sarcophagus of one Tutankhamon.
1:30.0	Here now the audio of them opening the sarcophagus, which is the last known audio of both Colonel Tillman-Dew and Dr. Savannah.
1:39.0	Dr. Savannah, a little bit dusty in here. I'm afraid I might sneeze.
1:45.0	Matt's okay, Colonel. It's the times where sneezing is not a big concern to me.
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