Patreon Preview #232: KMC Cinema

Hey Riddle Riddle

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Improv, Puzzles, Improv Comedy, Leisure, Comedy, Riddles

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 August 2023

⏱️ 9 minutes

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0:00.0	Excuse me. Excuse me. I'm sorry. I don't mean to bother you or to interrupt.
0:10.0	Yeah, how can I help you? I just saw you waiting up here at the front of the movie theater.
0:17.0	Okay.
0:18.0	You look like you're waiting for someone. You look a little nervous. Am I reading the situation wrong at all?
0:25.0	Did I'm waiting for someone in nervous?
0:27.0	You're waiting for a date, aren't you?
0:29.0	I mean, if I'm being honest, it looks like you're waiting for a date to come in.
0:32.0	A little date at the movie theater. Yeah.
0:34.0	That's what it looks like.
0:35.0	Well, you're not wrong, old friend. Sorry, old man. We don't know each other really.
0:40.0	I did. I met someone on HINN. She wouldn't know what that is.
0:44.0	You probably are thinking of doors. It's a dating app.
0:46.0	Well, kind of, but she said she'd be here.
0:51.0	It's two after, and I fear that my favorite part of the movie is the trailers.
0:56.0	I let her know that. So I just, I hope she's okay, but also the same time.
1:00.0	You look like 19, 20 years old.
1:02.0	19 and a half, yeah.
1:04.0	Young, but still an adult.
1:06.0	Okay. Where is this going?
1:09.0	You look nervous. I'm an old man. I've been on many first dates at the movie theater.
1:16.0	Okay.
1:17.0	Congratulations.
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