0:00.0	This is a headgun podcast.
0:30.0	Okay, Adam, JPC sit still. I am almost done painting your portrait. It looks really good.
0:46.0	And you're painting my portrait on JPC and his on my face?
0:51.0	I'm taking some artistic liberties. I don't want to spoil anything.
0:57.0	I so don't want to be rude about this, but how are you done so quickly? Like, I mean, we barely sat down. I just took my coat off.
1:06.0	I feel like what?
1:08.0	You keep holding up your thumb and I thought it was for like scale, but it seems like you're just trying to encourage us.
1:14.0	Yeah, I'm trying to tell you're doing a good job. Good job posing, fellas.
1:19.0	The depth is going to be way off, JPC.
1:22.0	Yeah, and I'm a person who likes my depth very specifically.
1:27.0	You guys gave me $1,800 to paint what's realistic portrait?
1:33.0	Hold on. Hold on.
1:34.0	You said that was a hold.
1:36.0	You said that was a standard hold on my credit card.
1:39.0	You said you what?
1:40.0	You said just in case we eat the paints, you had to put a whole like hotels do where it's like we're holding $400 on your account.
1:46.0	Just in case you turn into Led Zeppelin and trash the place.
1:49.0	And let me ask you a question.
1:51.0	Did either of you have a little bit of paint when you came in here?
1:54.0	You put paint on our tongues.
1:56.0	You said tongue is nature's palette.
1:58.0	You put Aaron.
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