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Hey Riddle Riddle

Headgum

Improv, Puzzles, Improv Comedy, Leisure, Comedy, Riddles

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2023

⏱️ 11 minutes

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0:00.0

Wow, what a good fucking dinner that was.

0:06.0

Everybody, everybody full, everybody get what they want

0:08.5

and everybody say to, oh, Aaron's a ghost.

0:12.4

I ate so much, I'm a ghost.

0:14.3

They got my order wrong.

0:16.6

I didn't want to make a huge deal of it.

0:19.5

You screamed at the waiter.

0:21.9

You berated him.

0:23.0

What do you mean, not make a huge deal out of it?

0:25.4

You grabbed him under his lapels and shook him so hard.

0:29.1

I didn't want to make a big deal of it to the management.

0:31.7

Oh, I expected.

0:32.8

The peons who fuck up my shit, they get my wrath.

0:36.0

But.

0:36.9

Yes, yes, yes.

0:37.9

Yeah.

0:39.2

I think it was my fault too because I don't even know what I said

0:41.7

because obviously I'm a vegetarian so like,

0:43.9

there's gonna be some substitutions when I'm placing my order.

0:46.0

I guess what he heard was,

0:47.3

when everyone else gets their smooth food,

0:49.2

just smack me hard in the back of my head.

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