0:00.0	This is a headgun podcast.
0:05.7	This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp.
0:07.9	Hey, I don't own JPC.
0:10.0	I've had a really fun day at the carnival, but I feel like this is not helping.
0:13.6	I think I just really need to talk my problems out with someone.
0:16.7	Oh, sure.
0:17.7	Well, it sucks that your JPC and I paid for 20 bags of cotton candy.
0:23.5	But we get it.
0:24.5	Let me just go get a clone and then you can talk your problems to the clone.
0:29.0	I don't think so.
0:30.0	I think I'm going to try BetterHelp.
0:31.8	Really accessible, great online therapy.
0:34.8	It's going to help me deepen my self-awareness and understanding.
0:38.0	Like, I'm aware that I'm afraid of clowns and I'd like to talk about it.
0:41.9	Yeah.
0:42.9	My ears are burning.
0:43.9	Oh, they're on fire.
0:45.7	Use the squirt gun from your little flowers, because we're your ears.
0:49.1	Yeah.
0:50.1	Okay.
0:51.1	I understand where you're coming from, because BetterHelp connects you with a licensed
0:53.6	therapist who can kind of take you on a journey of self-discovery from wherever you are.
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