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Patreon Preview #211: King Crab Cruises

Hey Riddle Riddle

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Improv, Puzzles, Improv Comedy, Leisure, Comedy, Riddles

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2023

⏱️ 10 minutes

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0:00.0

Oh

0:07.0

I am so excited. What are you looking for to most sweetie?

0:11.8

Well, let's just say I hope they have fucking shrimp. What are you?

0:17.7

There's no reason to say that

0:20.5

What do you mean just say shrimp? I hope are you angry on vacation only you only you could be angry on vacation

0:26.8

We did Norwegian and they had no fucking shrimp. I wasn't even about the octopus for a whole fucking cruise

0:32.1

Well, the Norwegian are known for their sockeye salmon. So why would they have shrimp? We're getting fresh care farm to boat

0:39.4

Hello, and welcome aboard to King crab crib, and you give us a second. Oh King. Wait. What did you say?

0:46.0

Hello, and welcome aboard to King crab cruises. I'm a

0:50.3

Crab cruises. No Amy you mean King crab and shrimp cruises right King its King crab and shrimp cruises wink help me Amy

0:58.1

Tell me they have shrimp on this fucking cruise

1:01.2

Yeah, I'm sick with this stuff. We have we got you sick

1:05.7

No, I'm just saying we have shrimp on this cruise the name of the cruise line is King crab cruises

1:12.1

I'm Amy yep

1:14.2

You said instead of saying we have shrimp on the cruise like you're in store for a treat

1:18.6

You said we have shrimp on the cruise, but your tone went down as if we shouldn't eat it

1:23.4

Beth let it go. They said they have shrimp. Why are we still here Amy? Where are the shrimp?

1:29.0

Okay, so your names are Beth and Todd. I can get you checked in here to be tough

1:34.9

Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap. Oh, we don't need or do we have to tip you for this performance? Please no

1:39.8

I am just here to take your ticket. This is actually the

1:42.5

We're sorry we're we're newlyweds. We're newlyweds. She's not used to my last name, which is tippy tap a tippy tap

1:49.8

But yes, it's it's Todd and Beth tippy tap a tippy tap

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