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All right. Okay. Uh look, I got to apologize here. Um, we, we messed up this year. Uh, we

planned to just dye the river green for the weekend, but we use the wrong kind of dye.

We use industrial food coloring. Yeah. And it's going to be, the river is going to be permanently

green, unless it's food coloring. So it's edible. We can eat enough of the river that

it goes back to just normal river color. Honey, honey, drink. Yep. Drink. What's that? Have

a drink. We should, I wish it were that simple. I wish you were that simple. Listen, uh,

city council. Um, thank you for having us. We, uh, the fish are dead, the fish are dead,

but that, that's not the worst part. No, dead, but they're mutating. So it's sort of a

zombie situation to fish of grown legs. So it's back to you. Do you remember primordial

ooze when the fish walked out of the water? Uh, that's what we're dealing with here is

that time has become a loop, uh, looping mistress. Excuse me. I was drunk in river North,

and I fell in the river. And now I look like Shrek. Sorry. Now I look more like Shrek.

I, all right. I'm actually pulling up body. Hold on now. I'm pulling up a person,

a picture of this person's Instagram right here. It looks like you looked pretty much

like Shrek before you fell in that river. Hey, I'm just saying you can't sue the city.

If you already look like Shrek, when, now, if you fell in the river and you looked like

like this gentleman here, you said me? No, well, no, bad example. Also looks a little

bit like Shrek. What are you pointing to me? Definitely not you. Quick scan of the room.

Who do we have in here? You man, you man in the back with the hat. Can you take the hat off?

I don't want you to see my green hair. Okay, that's a Shrek. That's also a Shrek person.

Okay. That's a Shrek guy. Skating around the room. It looks like it's mostly Shrek people here.

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