Come on, come on to the Galeena Fair. We'll fill your day with joy and care. We've history to teach and share in a practice bridge.

A shot sense, you jams, have a dance with your body. Show by a pirate, coat and scream your ho. Order some down lead until it's time to go.

Your wife seems pretty angry. Hail to Queen Elizabeth, the fairest in the land. Eat a second turkey leg while we sing well or mine.

Come to the age of the Renaissance fashion when the medicine sucked and the food was trash. Make sure you've got a couple hundred dollars in cash with the Galeena Renaissance Fair.

Yeah.

A sigh.

Zowns, Hail and Well Met visitors. I am the, I am William Carl and I am here at your service. Do you have a name perchance that I can look up in our system?

No, Dad's not dealing with this. Dad's not dealing with this. Honey, you promised. Dad's not dealing with William Carl? No, not conduct this guy. Oh, perhaps you don't have a name on file.

Do you have a card of master or a new discovery perhaps? Sorry sir, you should have dressed me. No honey grabs, arm pulls back. Honey, sorry, my husband's a bit of a cramudge in, but our 12 year old is so excited to be here.

So we're going to be having a good day, aren't we, honey? Yes indeed, my maiden. Yeah, this is for her. So can I walk up here to send the far?

Oh, I love your brave young, young lady, young Squire. Thank you, there yarn. They're just staple to the top of this crown with feathers and flowers that I made.

Oh no, staple should ever go on ahead. Even I know that in these olden days.

You talk like they talked. It's been a long meeting. I'm sure it has. So I just need some sort of coin, some sort of penance for your entry onto the Galena Renfere. Honey.

And this Renfere and all of Ellen, no, my husband's going to pay for it. I will pay for it when this man, this Joker, asked me for my credit card. Do you want to know how I got done scars?

Okay, so he gets pop culture reference. Who is pop culture? I know him not. Perhaps you three should go to the end of the line, sort things out and come back. No, no, no, no, no, please.

Prithi, this kind of, oh, it's over there. Make allowances for me, Papa. My husband gets to golf every Sunday for the rest of the year and we won't say shit about it if he commits to this. That's what the promise was.

You said a word we shall not say here. Golf. For us peasants in the village do not know what golf is. Please refrain from using that language.

Okay, honey, no, I'm getting annoyed with him. Come on guys, get together. Look at the other lines. The other lines are moving so much faster than this guy's line. It's not me. It's this guy. Give him the card.

Here's here. Here's it's a visa. Oh, unfortunately, thine castle does regret to inform you that everybody takes visa. Everybody takes visa. You're thinking of American Express.

The express of the expression of the opposite of that visa accepted everywhere master card and American Express, which I have by the way, but I the side here says you can take visa.

Oh, not in the olden days or as we call them the days. Let me check with thine manager. I love this. Hey Jeff. Hey Jeff.

Oh, Patience someone comes upon shop. Yes. We have an emergency. No, that may it can hear me. That may it can hear me. So I have. Oh, shit. Shit.

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