This is a Headgun Podcast.

Students, faculty, parents, listeners, and uninvited perverts.

It is my honor today to welcome you to Hay Riddler Riddler High School's graduation.

As you know, I am Erin Keefe, the principal here at Hay Riddler Riddler High School.

Four short years ago in July of 2018, you started this journey to become a better Riddler solver, improviser, and podcast host.

We blinked a hour here.

July of 2022.

It's time to celebrate all the work you did over the last four years and look forward to the bright future ahead.

In a moment, I will invite our valedictorian, salutatorian, and our class president to make a speech.

But for now, I want to talk to you about some of our most treasured memories in the brief history of the class of 2022.

We took field trips to Riddler City.

We defeated Dr. Chameleon time and time again.

We had amazing guests make us laugh.

We sang like the Swedish chef, met JP Riddler's, and begged Smacks the Frog to not fuck our moms.

Our soccer team won the state tournament. We met our soulmate Janet.

These four years were not free from challenges and obstacles, though.

For many recordings in 2019, we would keep accidentally locking each other out of the studio when someone went to the bathroom.

You'd have to hope you brought your phone to the bathroom and say something like,

hey, I'm locked out by accident. Can you come and get me? Or if you didn't have your phone, you had to bang on the door like a maniac.

Aaron never really knew when it was time to record.

This was only made worse when recording became remote during the pandemic.

Is the recording at 1 p.m. or 3 p.m.? Aaron would say.

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