We are in the game room and please welcome our special guest who's going to lead us in a game

Eric Silver

Hello, Addle hasn't checked on me for five days. I'm so thirsty and hungry. Oh covered in piss and shit

Yeah, that'll happen any who it'll how you been well

I'm very happy to be here

I want to play a game of goat crashers with you

Which is a one-page RPG created by Grant Howett

You might know Grant Howett as the guy who made honey heist but goat crashers is my personal favorite because you need to play a bunch of goats

Who want a party what better than that nothing's better than that

It is mid-June in tiny bridge Long Island New York a suburban town

Equidistant from the beach and the highway school is letting out next week, which is very important

To all of the kids a J. Gatsby elementary

But especially to Frankie Carpoltunnelstein whose 11th birthday is almost here

It's also equally important for his dad Lenny Carpoltunnelstein because he's very nervous that he's losing Frankie

Yeah, he's got a great dad, but like who is a great dad really come on and

Once Frankie hits middle school he'll be able to compare notes with the other kids of divorced parents who are more aware

Because they're teenagers and then totally out of luck this relationship is just sunk

So the party of the entire school year is going down for Frankie at Parky P parties pizza party plaza

The best place on Long Island for pizza soda games ball pits and animatronic bands all at the same time

There are better ones for the individual things, but where are you gonna get all that at the same time?

The carpet is jazzy the lights are bright the pizza is extra tasty. Oh the carpet's jazzy it matches my drapes

My peeps my peeps are very jazzy this go I'm sorry this goats pubes are very jazzy

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