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Just wanted to drop by the table and ask how everything was or is it?

Are we thinking to go boxes or would we like to see a dessert menu?

We haven't gotten our food yet.

Yes, we have not gotten our food yet.

It might look like our plates are clean because we loved it so much, but we in fact just haven't gotten our food.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

Did someone this we I'm sorry it's a little hectic today and then the kitchen with a little miscommunication.

Did someone drop off these plates with little bits of food on them onto your table?

When we sat down it was like this.

It was like this.

And hey listen, we made a reservation here for a restaurant chaos, so we were expecting some amount of Tom Follery, but to be honest we're a little bit displeased and we.

It's our anniversary.

It's our anniversary and we might yell about this. I don't want to threaten you, but we do have the power of yelp.

I'm sorry that's unacceptable.

We should never have sat you at a table that was dirty like this.

The restaurant does come equipped with security cameras.

So we didn't know that.

We can't check just to make sure that your evening is going the way that you decided.

No need.

No need. We'll be leaving.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

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