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Patreon Preview #155: Brians Turtles

Hey Riddle Riddle

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Improv Comedy, Comedy, Leisure, Puzzles, Improv, Riddles

4.93.5K Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2022

⏱️ 6 minutes

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0:00.0

Okay, everybody, everybody shift meeting shift meeting. Okay, okay. Are we in trouble?

0:09.9

No, no, we're not in trouble. It's just a shift meeting. It's the shift meeting that we have

0:15.6

every, did you do something that would that you would be in trouble for? I hit the fan.

0:20.5

Oh my god, warp you hit our fan. Yeah, punch. He is, he is the nice, you punched him.

0:26.0

He is the nicest man. Yeah, well, he was oscillating between, you know, buying one pet

0:31.6

or the other and I just punched him right in the face. He is our biggest supporter. Warp.

0:34.9

It's true. I saw it. I believe you. That's not an issue. I don't, I wouldn't think you would lie

0:41.6

to be about punching our biggest fan. Brian's right here right now. You have to tell me, am I fired?

0:46.6

No warp. You know, you're not fired. And you know, I'm going to do it again.

0:52.0

No, well, that is not, first of all, that is not the kind of customer service that people expect

0:56.5

when they come into Brian's turtles. And that is not something that I, Brian's turtles,

1:01.4

expect of my employees. Wow. I can't believe you're talking about customer's cervix.

1:06.5

That is personal information. Well, again, again, we've had this meeting before. We don't talk

1:12.0

about customer cervix. That's that I'm sorry. I apologize as the, as the sole owner of a cervix in

1:19.8

this meeting, I apologize. You own its sole. No, hold on. Good meeting everybody. Back to work.

1:26.0

Back to work. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, leave, no, the meeting's not over.

1:30.5

The, I just want to, it feels over. You just said leave. I mean, leave, I said warp. Come on,

1:37.1

you being a sequoze here. I said leave, hold on, hold on, hold on. I'm sequoze. How do you spell that?

1:43.8

I'm not going to spell a sequoze. He can't spell it. It's true. Okay.

1:48.1

A tropical fruit that grows only in Canada. Well, you've spelled it wrong. That's nothing.

1:53.5

I don't know what you've looked up. Listen, today I just wanted to have a quick shift

1:58.0

meeting to let everyone know I'm super proud of y'all. You've been doing such a good job.

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