#189: Escape! w/ Janet Varney
Hey Riddle Riddle
Headgum
4.9 • 3.5K Ratings
🗓️ 2 March 2022
⏱️ 79 minutes
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Summary
She's back baby! Janetmorph makes her 3rd appearance (right?) and it comes with a new title! This episode contains the following - chatty gremlins, an 8th dwarf, a sad sad snow-woman, a sad sad computer teacher, Chuck E. Cheese going on an job interview and a wedding DJ who just...well...you'll find out. #WiddleWednesday
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| 0:00.0 | This is a head gum podcast. |
| 0:30.0 | You'll be your head with the ring. |
| 0:38.0 | Hey everyone, welcome back. It's time for Cremlins to podcast. I'm your one of your Cremlins. Little bugger. |
| 0:47.0 | I mean, any one of the Cremlins. Magwag. |
| 0:52.0 | I was every day about to grab a scrap. |
| 0:55.0 | Jessica, hey Jessica. No one can understand you. I know. I said, what is your music? |
| 1:02.0 | Magwag. What was it? Magwag. We've been doing this podcast for 150 episodes. You don't know my name. |
| 1:12.0 | That's right. We do one episode every year for the last 150 years. As is our curse. |
| 1:19.0 | Jessica, do you want to start us off? |
| 1:21.0 | Uh-huh. It's a pain in the head and hair so far. Hey sir. The head is here and it's a pain in it. |
| 1:29.0 | I can't fucking do this. I know. I quit. I can't do this. The other day someone tweeted at us and they said, |
| 1:35.0 | new listener, where should I start your podcast? And I really wish I had a said episode 189. |
| 1:41.0 | This is when you go for impenetrable access to our podcast. |
| 1:45.0 | Stop, stop, stop, spray, spray, spray. Ew. What a gross thing it was in my seat. Hello. I'm Adolfi. |
| 1:51.0 | I'm GPC. |
| 1:52.0 | I'm Jessica. Jessica out. |
| 1:56.0 | Oh, I'm Aaron. Sorry. Jessica, I'll see you later for drinks. Martini's on me. That's Jessica. |
| 2:03.0 | The one non-Gremlin of the bunch. Yeah. |
| 2:06.0 | Welcome everyone to Hey Riddle Riddle, We're your three hosts. And we, as per the title of the show, |
| 2:11.0 | we try and solve riddles and bladder thinking problems and puzzles and along the way we descend into madness. |
| 2:17.0 | We're just three little monkeys in a coma. And today there's no, there's no need to stall. |
| 2:21.0 | There's no need to wait for an intro because. What do we just do? What? |
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