[Patreon Exclusive] Full Body Scam: The Longevity Influencers!
Corporate Gossip
Becca Platsky
5.0 • 590 Ratings
🗓️ 17 April 2026
⏱️ 13 minutes
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So you want live forever and make a TON of money doing it???? May we suggest starting a longevity company to charge rich people having a midlife crisis $50,000 to make themselves medical guinea pigs?? After all, if billionaires have optimized their own bodies than certainly that perfect health will dribble down onto the rest of us!!
TW: we talk about Epstein stuff starting around 52:00 (but right before that we genuinely find ourselves in a fit of hysterics the likes of which have never been seen on this podcast!!)
Links:
How to Live Forever and Get Rich Doing It
The Billionaires Fueling the Quest for Longer Life
Kara Swisher Wants to Live Forever - CNN
Why Bryan Johnson, Dave Asprey, and the Other Longevity Bros Are Obsessed With Penises
The Longevity Influencer Who Went Into 'Withdrawal' Without Jeffrey Epstein
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome back to the corporate gossip podcast Patreon. |
| 0:04.2 | I'm your host. |
| 0:04.8 | CPA Skorn, Becca Platsky. |
| 0:05.9 | I'm here with my co-host. |
| 0:07.5 | Out of office reply guy, Robbie Slovak. |
| 0:10.1 | And today we're talking about longevity. |
| 0:13.4 | A real deep dive on longevity. |
| 0:15.1 | Here's what I learned about, just like a headline, |
| 0:19.2 | about all the readings we did about longevity, this is what I learned. |
| 0:22.0 | I'm going to kind of bullet point this. |
| 0:24.5 | First, most doctors agree that we basically hit the limit in terms of lifespan extension. |
| 0:31.3 | Like we're alive as long as we're going to be alive. |
| 0:34.1 | Cowards. |
| 0:34.7 | That's what I say to them. |
| 0:35.8 | Cowards. |
| 0:36.6 | Two, there's currently no |
| 0:38.3 | board certification, no official guidelines for practicing longevity medicine at all. Anyone who's a |
| 0:45.0 | doctor can say that they're a longevity expert. That's okay. Okay. Three, if your goal is to live as |
| 0:51.8 | long as possible, basically it's eat right, go to the doctor, |
| 0:55.1 | eight hours of sleep, reduce your stress, have friends, don't be lonely, that kind of stuff. |
| 1:00.1 | Did that come from the coward doctors who said we can't live forever? |
| 1:03.0 | A loser, coward doctor. |
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