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Election Profit Makers

Patreon Episode Preview: Tournament of Toughest Road Signs

Election Profit Makers

Jon Kimball & David Rees

Comedy, News, Politics

4.9700 Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2024

⏱️ 3 minutes

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0:00.0

Let's move over to the Midwest Division.

0:01.7

Our one seed is blasting zone ahead.

0:04.1

It doesn't get much tougher than that.

0:06.3

H.C., the underdog, hoping for a huge upset.

0:09.2

Emergency Snow Route.

0:10.6

No.

0:11.9

Okay, moving on.

0:13.5

Blasting zone ahead.

0:15.0

That was a blowout.

0:17.3

Yeah.

0:17.7

Now we have, this might be the hottest first round game.

0:22.6

A couple of blue bloods here.

0:24.1

Oh, my God. These two signs are Alzheimer's. Let's hear them. Number five is wrong way.

0:30.1

And number four is dead end.

0:33.3

Holy shit, dude. Imagine seeing these fucking signs for the first time. You would shit your pants and drive off the road.

0:39.8

So the thing about the wrong way sign is I realize. God, damn, this is hard. The wrong way sign, it just says wrong way. And it's what makes it so tough. And it, but it's always with a do not enter sign. They're, they're always together. Oh, I see. It would be tougher if it could just stand on its own. I don't know. I'm just, I've never really seen them ever apart. Hmm. Hmm. Interesting. Dead end stands alone.

1:12.1

Yeah, definitely.

1:14.3

Who can stand with the dead end? Nobody.

1:17.4

And the dead end, yeah, it's a...

1:19.4

God, this is hard.

1:20.7

Really?

1:21.1

I feel so called out by these signs.

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