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Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Patreon Episode: Hotel Philadelphia - Are You Garbage (FULL)

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Comedy

4.95.1K Ratings

🗓️ 25 July 2025

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Here is a full episode from the Are You Garbage Patreon where Kippy & Foley talk about hotels! Join the AYG Patreon for weekly Hard Feelings and bonus episodes of Are You Garbage. Join the Army of Garbage. Thanks for watching. Love youse guys! Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage Live Shows: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

What's up everybody?

0:01.0

Welcome back to those hard motherfucking feelings, baby.

0:04.8

I'm your host this week coming at you, Kevin James Ryan live from the Icebox, baby,

0:10.1

where it is fucking freezing and this goddamn joint.

0:13.8

I'm sitting here, my brand new flannel.

0:16.5

My co-host coming at you with a...

0:20.0

Mostly burrito on his shirt.

0:23.4

It's a bowl.

0:24.4

It was a bowl.

0:26.5

They immediately turned into a bunch of mini burritos with your little raps you got.

0:30.2

I like that move.

0:31.0

Ladies and gentlemen, H. Foley.

0:32.5

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

0:33.4

Thank you so much for tuning in.

0:34.5

We appreciate it, guys.

0:35.7

Hope you're having a fantastic weekend.

0:38.2

And shout out to the motherfucking homies, baby.

0:40.6

The lifeblood of the organization is shareholders, the fucking stem cell researchers, the fucking peptide pussy.

0:47.3

Special shout out to all the Philly homies that showed up for that hot one.

0:51.5

That was a fucking something else.

0:53.8

WayG and French show at Helium Comedy Club in Philly might have been the best one yet. Yes, sir. I was a fun time. Philly's always a fucking, you go back there and it is a, you know, there's a different vibe in the air when the boys go home. Fucking, the trashmen have returned to the dumpster. You know what I mean? The scene of the crime. I do have stains on my shirt. Do we know? I'll get him out there. You know, I hear something funny real quick. No, I'm good. Breaking news. This was in my closet since last fall. It had a big stain on it. I took that Dawn Power Wash. You know the one that's got the gun on it? Yeah. That thing. I'm fucking blind you. Sure. Put a little white vinegar in there. Shook it up. blew my hand off. Put it in there, squirted it. Did you see that guy on when the fucking Dodgers won? Dumbass. God damn. That was fucking rough. Tucker T. Always told me, I don't mess around with fireworks. You blow your hand up, that and drinking and driving. Don't do either one of them. Sure. Yeah. I'll get fucked up and play with fireworks, but I'll set them not in my car my car yeah um I uh I had a

2:03.9

pretty nice uh weekend did you imprompt to uh golf with my boys really man look at you I got

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