Enter The Matrix w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Comedy

4.9 • 5.1K Ratings

🗓️ 28 July 2025

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Are You Garbage is back with Kevin Ryan and H. Foley for a family episode to Enter the Matrix and answer your garbage questions from Patreon. It's a fun one! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! AYG 2025 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored by: Cash App: Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/li0uni5h As a Cash App partner, I may earn a commission when you sign up for a Cash App account. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Factor: Eat smart at https://factormeals.com/garbage50off and use code garbage50off to get 50 percent off plus FREE shipping on your first box. Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The fat one fell in a retaining pond.
0:03.0	You believe that?
0:04.5	Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage?
0:09.9	The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash.
0:18.6	Now here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
0:24.2	Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast.
0:28.8	This is R.U. Garbage.
0:30.2	Hey, it's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find that it
0:33.6	to be classy.
0:35.1	Yeah.
0:35.6	Just a big old piece of trash.
0:37.4	Trash, trash. Iash, trash, trash.
0:38.3	I'm your host, Dave's fully coming at you on a beautiful summer day. We're out back here at Tootty's in a new edition. She's on her way down to Strathmere. Okay. Doing a little competitive eating over there at the Deaville Inn. Doeville. Chicken wing contest. Deaville. It's the goddamn dovil.
0:35.6	Okay.
0:36.8	Whatever.
0:37.9	My coes is coming at you. Chicken wing contest. Deaville. It's the goddamn dooville.
0:54.6	Okay?
0:55.8	Whatever.
0:57.0	My coes is coming at you from across the table.
1:00.1	It's what we call a family episode.
1:01.5	Sure.
1:01.9	Just the boys, the bozos, and the homies.
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