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Community Service with Craig Conant

Craig Conant

Comedy

5 • 774 Ratings

🗓️ 11 August 2021

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Craig talks about being a bad neighbor, cacahuetes, and robots. Get your tickets now for The Loosey Goosey Tour! - http://craigconant.com Follow Craig! Twitter - https://twitter.com/craigpconant/ IG - https://instagram.com/craigpconant/ Merch - https://craigconantstore.com/ Sign up for the Community Service Patreon! Bonus episodes! Merch! Exclusive stand-up sets! https://patreon.com/craigconant/

Transcript

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0:00.0	Let me
0:02.0	Oh shit
0:04.0	Let me check my hair and make my hair and makeup.
0:23.9	What does it even matter?
0:25.2	Why do I check?
0:26.1	I'm not going to get up and change anything.
0:28.8	Are we rolling now?
0:30.1	Yeah.
0:31.7	Okay.
0:32.4	This is presentable.
0:34.1	I've been popping some pimples.
0:36.7	Great.
0:40.5	I forgot to put my makeup on. You you know they got this little chapstick makeup yeah just put it on a dot like that and you can't even tell it's like
0:47.1	three bucks too i'm sure it's not like there's better all right or whatever this is presentable
0:53.0	sometimes my hair is all messed up and I'm just like
0:56.8	Chris why don't you say anything I honestly don't know the difference oh yeah he's like
1:01.6	dude dude don't matter we okay all right got it together I got notes
1:07.8	it's just a stack of cards.
1:12.4	Shit.
1:14.5	What's that noise?
1:15.7	Something upstairs.
1:16.9	Is it coming through?
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