Made of Wood

Community Service with Craig Conant

Craig Conant

Comedy

5 • 774 Ratings

🗓️ 18 August 2021

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Craig talks about whiskers, 4x4s, and staying in the penthouse. Get your tickets now for The Loosey Goosey Tour! - http://craigconant.com Shout out to Jake and Struxure Supply Co. for our new sign! If you want hip, unique furniture check out http://www.struxuresupplyco.com/ Follow Craig! Twitter - https://twitter.com/craigpconant/ IG - https://instagram.com/craigpconant/ Merch - https://craigconantstore.com/ Sign up for the Community Service Patreon! Bonus episodes! Merch! Exclusive stand-up sets! https://patreon.com/craigconant/

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0:00.0	Stop!
0:02.0	Oh shit!
0:04.0	Okay, all right.
0:06.0	Oh, all right. Oh...
0:09.0	Are we rolling?
0:11.0	Yeah.
0:12.0	Get back here!
0:20.0	Okay, all right. Oh, are we rolling? Yes. I'm gay now and I have diarrhea. Do you see what Utah did to me? I mean, Las Vegas? Where the fuck was I? It's all a blur. I'm wearing dollar underwear and I regret it. You guys ever get your underwear at the
0:40.6	dollar store? No. I was asking the audience. Sorry, Chris. There is no audience. No, I bought
0:50.4	one pair of one dollar underwear and from Ross, not the dollar store.
0:56.8	I was lying.
0:58.8	It was on clearance.
1:00.3	And I was like, it's a dollar.
1:02.0	And now I want my money back.
1:08.0	Fucking Ross.
1:09.1	Hang on.
1:09.4	We got a new podcast sign.
1:11.5	And this color is way better.
1:15.0	It's still not a match.
1:16.4	So maybe we get artists, artist paint it.
1:19.5	Does it need the black speckles?
1:21.4	The speckles?
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