But I think we all kind of went through that phase, right?

Like you had La Choy at home.

Absolutely.

And then we had a specific Chinese restaurant like in our little like little neighborhood. But then there was that. I remember one time we went to like a sit down Chinese restaurant. Yeah. But we didn't like it as much because it was like authentic. I don't be honest with you, man. As much Chinese food as I've eaten in my life,

I don't know that I've ever been to a sit-down Chinese restaurant. It's always to go or deliver. Well, and as a kid, it was just so exciting because they had A, the name, Poo-Poo Platter. I know. I still remember, God, I can't. my dad was so mad at us like stop laughing about it

you can't expect children to not laugh at poo poop but also as a child that is like the

greatest thing of all time because it it comes out and it's got like all the appetizers you want

yeah okay yeah I can make a pipe out of a soda can to smoke weed I can do that I can do that

I used to work with a guy who,

and this was in the kitchen. It was awesome. He always had weed on him, but no one ever had a

pipe, but no matter what produce we had in the walk-in, he could carve that thing, make a pipe

within three minutes. Yeah, that's what I do. But we had a roving security guard, all right,

because we're part of this business complex kind of thing. So this is roving security guard. And at this point in Maryland, like if you smoked weed, you might as well have murdered someone, all. So we would stand out back on the stairs and we're all passing this carrot around. And security guard would stand there kind of talk to us for a second and then wander away. And I'm like, what do you think he thinks we're doing?

If he thought we were smoking weed, he's the type of guy that he would have called the cops. But we're just passing his carrot back and forth. He never said a word about it. In all my years, there's two things. There's one piece of fruit. Well, I guess they're both fruit. but the best two things you can smoke out of, a pair, and the shape really helps because, you know,

it's not too wet inside? It's not. It's kind of more dryish, but still moist. Gotcha. But you taste the flavor of the pear when you're smoking. The original vape, ladies and gentlemen. And a cucumber. That's not too wet, man. Nope. Nope. Nope. And the other thing I thing I can do is bite into a can and shotgun a beer with it about-ass-cucumber. I can't. I can bite into a can-in-lawed-in-a-old. I can shotgun in about two to three seconds. Typically, I'll take a key and try to open up where I bit into it. Yeah. But I can shotgun on a beer pretty well. What else we got? I can drive a manual farm tractor, repair and not tying the mechanism, and conveyor on a kick bailer. And back up a tractor, attached to a bailer, attached to a hay wagon, and put the whole thing where I want it. Damn. Yeah, that, there's no chance.

That's, uh, that's, that's, that's a farm living. Biles, can you still keep score in baseball? I would make a mistake or two. So no. At first, but yes. I mean, as far as the out, um, as far as, I mean, I'm with you. it would take me a minute,

but like,

I feel like I could still do it. I think it would be harder for me to actually manually do bowling. Really? Yes. The bowling is going to go back in the day, all right? Yeah, you wrote everything down. You wrote everything down, but when you were, you were looking down the lane to see how many pins are left. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that was a little bit different. Now there's like light displays and all the crap and you got automatic scoring. But, yeah, bowling will take me a minute to figure out. Bowling, I still remember. The only problem with the bowling alleys now, I'm glad that it's automatic. Maybe don't post it on the screen. Whoever's doing the worst, everyone in every lane knows that you suck. Mm-hmm. Okay. I can drive a stick shift. I can do that. Uh, write in cursive. I can do, uh, with the exception of capital letters. Letters. We've been through this before. Everyone thinks they remember all 26 capital letters and cursive. I don't. Lowercase, I can write in cursive. But, uh, NBC, D, E, F, N. G. I remember that one, H. Oh, man, it's tough. I remember I. I can't, I cannot really, I cannot do it. How far did you get? Well, I tried to write, I can write in cursive, but it's not even close.

Hang on. Oh, crap. Now that's, I can make candles. Can you write in cursive, Mike? Yeah. Capital letters? Yeah. Okay. All right. I'm challenging you now. Write all 26 capital letters in cursive. I'll be the judge. I'll be the judge.

You guys said just write them down.

Yeah.

I know that I can't, but I'm going to... Okay.

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