And now, here's the question.

Ola, bitches, good day to you and yours.

All right, as a fan of the Baltimore Ravens, I was excited to find out that this upcoming season,

my team will be playing a game in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.

So immediately, I told myself, you know what, man, I'm going.

Or maybe I'm not.

200 tourists in Rio de Janeiro found themselves

trapped on a mountain for 30 minutes

while local police and gang members

got into a shootout.

I'm thinking maybe, maybe I'll just watch it on TV.

Now, look, none of the tourists were injured, but let's just say many bricks of us, they were pooped into the paints.

Now, that's the thing about being a tourist.

You just want to see somewhere new, maybe learn something, and enjoy yourself.

For example, a tourist, Miles, kind of day, but you did.

They went on Safari and Zambia Africa.

And naturally, they were there to see the so-called Big Five animals, and we know she at least got to see an elephant.

It was the last thing she saw, though, as the elephant charged her and then trampled her.

And we go to Egypt, where tourists, they were at a hotel-sponsored snake-charming performance.

And it was fascinating.

The cobra actually pops out of the basket, and then it bit the tourist.

It went into cardiac arrest and then died.

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