Ask me! Ask a laser anything it's time to ask! Ask me on your question! Leave them in the Instagram

Comments section! Leave them on your Twitter or leave them on your Facebook! We'll see them! We'll read them!

Then we'll give you answers! You know it! I've got it! I've got the answers! The answers! You ask me!

Ask your image! How do you introduce a podcast you've done hundreds of times? You have a UD to sign in

where you go, yo, it's Eliza! What up, what up? Party people! Oh God! Party people!

One of my biggest pet peeves when I'm watching comics is like, you know, like, what up? You guys smoke weed?

How are we feeling? It's like unless you're a host, you don't have to ask them. You should be like, hi. Let's get it

cracking. We're gonna pause while you share how you're feeling. It's popping peeps. Isn't it crazy how fast

language goes out? Like even saying dope, I'm like, I don't know. That's too chuggy. Oh boy. We had a lot of

people when we did the episode you explained what chuggy was. We had a lot of people that were just like,

oh, another word. I mean, it's like also, I mean, it's any word, cool. Red. Some say, cool has managed

to stay in a very long time. I feel like because it's very neutral. But then again, like when your

parents, like you should see, it's really cool. This really cool experience, is it cool?

Oh, dead. Well, I'll tell you what is cool. But I'd like to say something. No, these questions,

lots of fun this episode. You guys strap in and strap on tune in and tune everything else out.

We're coming at you. Life questions, PhD, girlfriend, racist uncle. My husband's a dick. My friend

isn't as whole. What do I do? Do we need a sound board where you can just be gone and I can just

hit a button and it just goes like leave the friend. Yeah, leave the friend. Leave him. This isn't

the guy for you. Leave your friend. You are dumb. Where'd you just watch Judge Judy? There you go.

Anonymous. I analyze Emily, the Everpressures, Snow Beach. I have a relationship question,

bet your surprise. Shocker. I have an amazing boyfriend who has been nothing but incredible in the

nine months we've been together. He has always been open, transparent and nothing but loving towards

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