4.8 • 50 Ratings
🗓️ 29 December 2023
⏱️ 36 minutes
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0:00.0 | Okay, Robin, we haven't done one of these for a while, but people seem to like them, but the rule is you can't be too grumpy, or if you're grumpy, you've got to offset it with something happy. Are you okay for that? |
0:10.8 | I am. I would admit to being grumpier this year than in earlier years, but I'm, you know, I'm a bit of the festive about me. So you've got me at my best. Good. Well, I've actually got an old thing here. If I think you're going off topic or you're getting too depressing, I'm going |
0:24.6 | to call you out. And we've heard variously in the past about different animals that may or may |
0:30.2 | not have devised under the Merton's gaze or worse. Any wildlife just now in your vicinity? |
0:36.4 | Well, I was shooting rats last time we spoke. I've taken to trapping. So I've actually got a |
0:42.0 | squirrel trap because I've got a rather attractive plum tree in the middle of the garden. |
0:46.8 | And then I, the exact moment, I have plums to harvest, the squirrels come out of the woods and eat |
0:53.9 | them all. So I've been |
0:55.8 | trapping them this year and then, well, it depends on my mood, but most of them get re-released. |
1:02.3 | Does it mean that grey squirrels, not red squirrels? I back out into Highgate Woods. |
1:06.1 | Thousands of grey squirrels there. And they are officially, according to the law of pest, |
1:10.5 | you're not actually allowed to release squirrels. If you catch, you actually have to are officially, according to the law of pest, you're not actually |
1:11.1 | allowed to release squirrels. If you catch, you actually have to, yeah, that's the end of the grey squirrels |
1:15.6 | if you catch them. Can we blame our American friends on grey squirrels? You know we've got |
1:19.8 | 25% of our listeners are American, so we should be slightly careful. But, yeah, I was thinking |
1:23.7 | about that. I mean, because we also all love the red squirrels. I'm not quite sure. I bet red squirrels eat your plums are there or there as well. |
1:29.5 | They just look a bit prettier doing it. |
1:30.9 | But we've got squirrels in from the US. |
1:33.7 | We've got American crayfish taking over. |
1:36.0 | Apparently American bluebells are pushing out the British bluebells. |
1:39.2 | I'm not quite sure. |
1:39.9 | It's anywhere that the British fauna is taking over the US. You're kind of into that kind of thing. |
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