Book your ticket to happiness with Sun Express Airlines. I'm going to be. Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, news is crazy is it where we have two news channels in America to tell you two completely

never news how the hell do that happen?

Just tell me the news, tell me the story. I don't want your spin or your bias. Thank God we don't do that with the weather.

Wouldn't that be insane if we had political opinionated weather?

Like, hey, we're going to the beach tomorrow.

Let's check the left-wing weather.

Boop!

Hey folks, 90 degrees outside.

Beautiful day for an abortion. We got some dark clouds

coming in excuse me clouds of color and as you can see we got Troppel Storm Kelly Abruin slowly transition to Hurricane Kevin but we don't judge

We're not sure what the future holes, but you know it's female back to you they them

Holy moly is just trying to get the

goddamn weather that was weird I got nothing out of that all right let's check the

right wing weather maybe that'll be a little more informative the right wing weather. Boop! Hey folks, grab your boots, it's a hundred percent chance of storming.

The capital.

Oh yeah, going to be a lot of hailing and hiling out there and we got some ice in the Midwest we need some ice at the border

I'll tell you that right now and grab your coach because we hate snowflakes

whoa!

Praise the Lord and back to you, sugar tits. All right. Oh, I'm going to Oh, You're going to So you think you could tell

Heaven from hell

Blue skies from pain

Can you tell a green feel

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