(Parody) The Pfizer Pumpkin Spice Covid Vaccine
The Michael Berry Show
KTRH
4.8 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 1 September 2023
⏱️ 1 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | New from Pfizer. Just in time for the fall season. It's Pumpkin Spice COVID vaccine. |
| 0:06.3 | It's just like the regular COVID vaccine, but with the smooth, delicious, full-body taste of Pumpkin Spice. |
| 0:12.7 | The Biden administration knows you have concerns about an experimental vaccine. |
| 0:17.0 | But you love Pumpkin Spice. So what do you have to lose? It's the Pfizer Pumpkin Spice COVID vaccine. |
| 0:23.6 | Available at Starbucks, Trader Joe's, Whole Foods, and Bed Bath and Beyond. |
| 0:28.4 | Get yours today. Morning, side effects may include pain, redness, swelling, |
| 0:31.5 | tiredness, headache, muscle pain, chills, fever, nausea, heart palpitations, facial paralysis, |
| 0:35.6 | cardiac arrest, and occasionally death. However, because of federal vaccination mandate laws, |
| 0:39.5 | you may not see Pfizer for side effects caused by the vaccine. |
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